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15 years ago
1. ( ) Have you ever howled at the moon?
Is being a canid now a requirement to be "furry"? What about those people with squid-personae. There are some deep sea squids which under certain full moons rise to the water surface in order to mate. I at least demand an additional "did you ever swim in the sea and had sex there under a full moon?" question, if you insist on discriminating against all non-canid "furries"
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
If this meme-maker is still influenced by "canid-supremacy", then we can safely assume, that barking in this situation is not referring to abruptly or aggressively uttering commands, and once again it's only the sound canids and seals make. The inclusion of seals is commendable, but is still leaving out a lot of species that don't bark.
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
Finally a question abstract enough to appeal to anyone who can hold a writing utensil.
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
Animal costuming is not necessarily "furry" if you look at other cultures, but sure you can pretend it's completely exclusive to "furry" and has nothing to do with magical thinking of making the physical strength of certain animals your own by wearing their skins
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
OK, what happened here? After that rough start the meme-maker had something moderately good going and then it fucking crashes again by combining canid-supremacy and that Master-Pet sexual fetish.
Unless of course the meme-maker was thinking about human infants exploring every aspect of their environment within reach of their mouths - including those conveniently floor-based dog bowls.
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
oh hey, an actual "furry" question. What a surprise...
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL the time. That's right, we are so obsessed with porn we had our best artist friends burn images of furry porn onto our retinas with laser pointers, so we can look at it all the time. Err... I mean... good sir, how dare you put our good, clean fun furry-fandom™ in relation with your smut obsession? This talk gives us such a bad public reputation.
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
dinddingding another question that can qualify for this meme
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
Fur?! Do you have any idea how tiring it is to grow a living mucosa suit in order to finally suit as a slug?
10. ( ) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
Which words are you fucking referring to here?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
Don't they go to xtube for that these days? Someone like that meme-maker who probably eats out of dog bowls should know... :I
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
It could happen to anyone. Have you been 34'd recently?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
It takes either years of practice in arts and skills or you could just commit felonies and get caught (failing at murder; mutilating and/or raping anyone and anything; neglecting children; scams). Or you sign up for the appropriate "documentaries" and "interviews", but always check for the MTV seal of quality first - why just lose face in your local vicinity when you can share with the whole country. It's quite easy to become (in)famous :V
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
It takes quite some obsession and auto-suggestion to get that far without the use of lucid dreaming
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
Even if that "rest of your life" is unanticipatedly short because you overlooked some rather crucial design issues or are being hunted get autopsied for science?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
What about undomesticated furry species? Also it's once again too close to the master-pet crowd
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
certainly a furry enough question related to collecting things over time
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
A "yes" would sound "probable" for those long enough involved or making a decent income from sales, but for those who have only "recently" joined it brings up the question of how to scrape together that much excess money to blow on attending these things at least five times à year to get that quota
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
We can't stop here. This is Otherkin-country. Also, humans are animals
20. ( ) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
That would imply, that the sole redeeming quality of other people were "being furry".
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
As a cultural-anthropologist poseur I'm looking forward to the hypocritical Republican smear-campaigns against any furry Democrat candidate. I'm sorry, but Democrat smear campaigns in general lack that burning fervour that leaves a longlasting after-hate in the audience who falls for these things.
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
It's a trick question ;P
Wouldn't you need to be rich in the first place to have that many custom made fursuits which require their own room? -unless you're a custom-fursuit maker and need a room to put your wares on display. And I'm not quite convinced if that business model is successful enough to pay the rent for the display space. Regarding artwork I shall refrain from the overplayed Allan-jabs about him close to freezing to death in a small house built out of commissioned porn drawings.
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry?
I was sort of expecting a "can your best friend roll over?" question here after all that dog-stuff
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
Why yes, it's not uncommon at all to hear them holler "Mintcream Snowflake Lightgoldenrodyellow Summermoon Chow-Chow von Merflingstein." Some names in this fandom are certainly not meant to be used that way. Also, I blame the meme-maker's canid affinity for me choosing a canid in this example.
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
This question might be of value in relation to question 18
Is being a canid now a requirement to be "furry"? What about those people with squid-personae. There are some deep sea squids which under certain full moons rise to the water surface in order to mate. I at least demand an additional "did you ever swim in the sea and had sex there under a full moon?" question, if you insist on discriminating against all non-canid "furries"
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
If this meme-maker is still influenced by "canid-supremacy", then we can safely assume, that barking in this situation is not referring to abruptly or aggressively uttering commands, and once again it's only the sound canids and seals make. The inclusion of seals is commendable, but is still leaving out a lot of species that don't bark.
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
Finally a question abstract enough to appeal to anyone who can hold a writing utensil.
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
Animal costuming is not necessarily "furry" if you look at other cultures, but sure you can pretend it's completely exclusive to "furry" and has nothing to do with magical thinking of making the physical strength of certain animals your own by wearing their skins
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
OK, what happened here? After that rough start the meme-maker had something moderately good going and then it fucking crashes again by combining canid-supremacy and that Master-Pet sexual fetish.
Unless of course the meme-maker was thinking about human infants exploring every aspect of their environment within reach of their mouths - including those conveniently floor-based dog bowls.
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
oh hey, an actual "furry" question. What a surprise...
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL the time. That's right, we are so obsessed with porn we had our best artist friends burn images of furry porn onto our retinas with laser pointers, so we can look at it all the time. Err... I mean... good sir, how dare you put our good, clean fun furry-fandom™ in relation with your smut obsession? This talk gives us such a bad public reputation.
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
dinddingding another question that can qualify for this meme
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
Fur?! Do you have any idea how tiring it is to grow a living mucosa suit in order to finally suit as a slug?
10. ( ) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
Which words are you fucking referring to here?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
Don't they go to xtube for that these days? Someone like that meme-maker who probably eats out of dog bowls should know... :I
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
It could happen to anyone. Have you been 34'd recently?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
It takes either years of practice in arts and skills or you could just commit felonies and get caught (failing at murder; mutilating and/or raping anyone and anything; neglecting children; scams). Or you sign up for the appropriate "documentaries" and "interviews", but always check for the MTV seal of quality first - why just lose face in your local vicinity when you can share with the whole country. It's quite easy to become (in)famous :V
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
It takes quite some obsession and auto-suggestion to get that far without the use of lucid dreaming
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
Even if that "rest of your life" is unanticipatedly short because you overlooked some rather crucial design issues or are being hunted get autopsied for science?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
What about undomesticated furry species? Also it's once again too close to the master-pet crowd
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
certainly a furry enough question related to collecting things over time
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
A "yes" would sound "probable" for those long enough involved or making a decent income from sales, but for those who have only "recently" joined it brings up the question of how to scrape together that much excess money to blow on attending these things at least five times à year to get that quota
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
We can't stop here. This is Otherkin-country. Also, humans are animals
20. ( ) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
That would imply, that the sole redeeming quality of other people were "being furry".
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
As a cultural-anthropologist poseur I'm looking forward to the hypocritical Republican smear-campaigns against any furry Democrat candidate. I'm sorry, but Democrat smear campaigns in general lack that burning fervour that leaves a longlasting after-hate in the audience who falls for these things.
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
It's a trick question ;P
Wouldn't you need to be rich in the first place to have that many custom made fursuits which require their own room? -unless you're a custom-fursuit maker and need a room to put your wares on display. And I'm not quite convinced if that business model is successful enough to pay the rent for the display space. Regarding artwork I shall refrain from the overplayed Allan-jabs about him close to freezing to death in a small house built out of commissioned porn drawings.
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry?
I was sort of expecting a "can your best friend roll over?" question here after all that dog-stuff
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
Why yes, it's not uncommon at all to hear them holler "Mintcream Snowflake Lightgoldenrodyellow Summermoon Chow-Chow von Merflingstein." Some names in this fandom are certainly not meant to be used that way. Also, I blame the meme-maker's canid affinity for me choosing a canid in this example.
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
This question might be of value in relation to question 18
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This is the best use of this meme ever.
