At Anthrocon (meant to be sung to the tune of "home" by Chris Daughty)
written back in 2008 after attending my first AC

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I'm staring out into the crowd, here in Pittsburgh.
So many anthropomorphic fans
Some are dressed up head to toe in fur
and most who aren't probly wish they were

At anthrocon, Uncle Kage's never wrong, and the Dorsai keep the peace and harmony
At Anthrocon, the elevator line is long - but at least we can still ride in them for free.
Oh these places and these faces are furry
At anthrocon....
at anthrocon...

You can head down to the dealer's den
and buy some furry stuff
like hat with ears or some jewelery - maybe a new tail, or a brand new fuzzy plush.
or comic books that show you "adult" stuff.

At anthrocon, every fur can get along. you might see a deer and tiger having tea.
at anthrocon, the elevator line is long - you better pray to god that you don't have to pee.
oh these places and these faces are furry.

Be careful what you ask for, cause they just might draw it all - they just might draw it all - down in artists alley
be careful what you ask for, cause they just might draw it all - they just might draw it allllllllll.

At anthrocon, the furries dance all night long - you just have to watch for fanboys who have fleas
at anthrocon, the elevator line is oh so long - you could be standing there for an eternity.

oh these places and these faces are furry
I said these places and these faces are furry
At anthrocon...
At anthrocon.......