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Changes at Azur Industries: The Race to 1000
15 years ago
I'm about to cross the very-exclusive 1000 Watches mark. Our top investors and myself have decided to implement several exciting new changes to help make this dream a reality! But today I'd like to share with you the first of these proposed changes!
It's dawned on me I may come across as being too approachable, causing my artwork to lose its precious value. There has also been a serious lack of ridiculous behavior on my behalf. To rectify this, my investors and myself have decided it's best for me to become a giant whining prick. You'll notice improvements especially in the following areas:
-Whining about how everyone on FA only enjoys my artwork for sexual content.
-Whining about everyone who flirts with me
-Whining about how complicated my life (specifically, drawing and posting furry art) is.
-Whining about how all of the comments are retarded.
-Whining about how the praise in the comments is not sufficient for the level of excellence of my art.
-Whining about people who ask me for commissions when I state that I am closed. (This will be a change from the prior policy of being honored that you considered me for a commission)
It's dawned on me I may come across as being too approachable, causing my artwork to lose its precious value. There has also been a serious lack of ridiculous behavior on my behalf. To rectify this, my investors and myself have decided it's best for me to become a giant whining prick. You'll notice improvements especially in the following areas:
-Whining about how everyone on FA only enjoys my artwork for sexual content.
-Whining about everyone who flirts with me
-Whining about how complicated my life (specifically, drawing and posting furry art) is.
-Whining about how all of the comments are retarded.
-Whining about how the praise in the comments is not sufficient for the level of excellence of my art.
-Whining about people who ask me for commissions when I state that I am closed. (This will be a change from the prior policy of being honored that you considered me for a commission)
Azur.....we are not worthy.... what can we say? I propose we get you a large chair or desk or waffle to physically enhance the validity of this journal.