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Only 64% Manly? I Call Bullshit.
15 years ago
Okay, apparently guys can do the manly test too. You know the drill. Add up total number of X's, multiply by 2, and that is your percentage.
General:
01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance (hell, I'd edit the romance out if I could)
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building (and thanks to Skoal Long Cut, it has a nice wintergreen scent!)
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 10
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [X] Working on mechanical items. (I can take shit apart, but putting it back together is a crapshoot sometimes)
13) [X] Building things. (model cars and computers)
14) [] Working out at a gym (planning on starting soon so I'll be ready to race next year, but haven't yet)
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [X] Football (American) (GO BIG RED! Used to play defensive line back in my high school days)
17) [X] Baseball (a lot more fun to play than it is to watch)
18) [] Wrestling
19) [X] Boxing
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing (don't do much hunting anymore, but I love to fish)
Total So Far: 18
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot (don't have one around here)
22) [] Lowe's (don't have one of those around here either)
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores (ditto, I wear Big & Tall sizes but have to get them from stores that sell non-big/non-tall stuff too)
24) [X] Hunting and Fishing supply shops (our family has probably funded at least 3 Cabela's expansions)
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops (NAPA = Need Another Part Already)
26) [X] Hobby shops (I shop at HobbyTown every now and then for model cars, used to get M:TG cards there too)
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [X] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 24
Do you say:
31) [X] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [X] I can fix it. (As I scramble to do so)
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [X] Don't be a wuss (although I prefer using a word that rhymes with wuss and refers to female genitalia)
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (insert profanity here)
40) [X] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 32
Do you read:
41) [X] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [X] Playboy (I don't just look at the pictures, I read the articles too! Honest!)
44) [X] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
GRAND TOTAL: 32
So in closing, as Brad Paisley would say, "Remember, I'm still a guy."
General:
01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance (hell, I'd edit the romance out if I could)
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building (and thanks to Skoal Long Cut, it has a nice wintergreen scent!)
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 10
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [X] Working on mechanical items. (I can take shit apart, but putting it back together is a crapshoot sometimes)
13) [X] Building things. (model cars and computers)
14) [] Working out at a gym (planning on starting soon so I'll be ready to race next year, but haven't yet)
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [X] Football (American) (GO BIG RED! Used to play defensive line back in my high school days)
17) [X] Baseball (a lot more fun to play than it is to watch)
18) [] Wrestling
19) [X] Boxing
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing (don't do much hunting anymore, but I love to fish)
Total So Far: 18
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot (don't have one around here)
22) [] Lowe's (don't have one of those around here either)
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores (ditto, I wear Big & Tall sizes but have to get them from stores that sell non-big/non-tall stuff too)
24) [X] Hunting and Fishing supply shops (our family has probably funded at least 3 Cabela's expansions)
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops (NAPA = Need Another Part Already)
26) [X] Hobby shops (I shop at HobbyTown every now and then for model cars, used to get M:TG cards there too)
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [X] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 24
Do you say:
31) [X] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [X] I can fix it. (As I scramble to do so)
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [X] Don't be a wuss (although I prefer using a word that rhymes with wuss and refers to female genitalia)
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [X] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] (insert profanity here)
40) [X] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 32
Do you read:
41) [X] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [X] Playboy (I don't just look at the pictures, I read the articles too! Honest!)
44) [X] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
GRAND TOTAL: 32
So in closing, as Brad Paisley would say, "Remember, I'm still a guy."
On the Sports Illustrated one, they could have had an option to add another point if you look at SI mainly for the Swimsuit Edition (or subtract a point if you read the articles in that one too :P).