So i had some cash in my wallet and i went to the barona casino. i was feeling lazy and pulled my muddy, dirt jeep up to the valet, toss the keys to the man who really wanted to drive the BMW behind me. but he got stuck with my dirty jeep! so i walk into the casino looking around to find video poker, and i found out that the "Hot Rod Lincolns" ( a rockabilly band that opened for the stray cats ) was playing. me being a rockabilly had to find a video poker seat next to the band.

after much looking around i got a seat right in front. then after playing some video hands i wanted to watch the band for a bit. i turned my seat around to watch, and as soon as i spun around a creep took the women's hand bag who was sitting right next to me. i jump out of my seat and run after the ass clown! he was knocking people over, with me right on his tail! as he went for a right i saw my chance and tackle his ass down! the casino cops came over and took his dumb ass away! the women was so happy i stopped him she wanted to give me some money, but i told her to keep it. the women and i return to video poker talking about random things. so i sit back down hit the "deal" button and guess what popped up!? a royal flush!!! got 250 bucks in that hand! the women next to me said. "you deserve it boy!" i told her thank you and cashed out. i walked out of the casino told the valet to grab my dirty jeep. when he pulled up i flipped and said, "my jeep!...its...its clean!?" the valet told me that the casino bosses told him to clean my jeep to reward me for my help! it truly was a great day!

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