Manly Meme
15 years ago
Stolen from
spiritcreations
01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better).
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things. (Do crafts count? >.>)
14) [] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American) (Hate it)
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [X] Wrestling (Mostly just watching it)
19) [] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing (I like fishing!)
Total So Far: 14
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 15
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [X] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions. (No... but I do say, "When I was your age..."
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 21
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 22
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 44%
Holy crap. o.o I'm not very manly.
spiritcreations01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better).
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things. (Do crafts count? >.>)
14) [] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American) (Hate it)
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [X] Wrestling (Mostly just watching it)
19) [] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing (I like fishing!)
Total So Far: 14
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 15
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [X] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions. (No... but I do say, "When I was your age..."
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 21
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [X] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 22
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 44%
Holy crap. o.o I'm not very manly.
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