Manly Meme of Manliness
15 years ago
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] You spit on the ground when not in a building
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (video games are cool, and I get to start playing them again!).
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing (I like fishing!)
Total So Far: 11
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [] Video game stores (not yet, but soon!)
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 15
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions. (I do reminisce about the differences between current media use and media use when I was a kid)
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 20
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 21
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 42% Manly. (lame! A lot of that was biased towards stereotypical straight guys.)
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] You spit on the ground when not in a building
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (video games are cool, and I get to start playing them again!).
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing (I like fishing!)
Total So Far: 11
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [] Video game stores (not yet, but soon!)
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 15
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions. (I do reminisce about the differences between current media use and media use when I was a kid)
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 20
Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 21
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 42% Manly. (lame! A lot of that was biased towards stereotypical straight guys.)
SpiritCreations
~spiritcreations
LOL I'm a girl and I also was rated at 42% manly. XD
FenixFox
~fenixfox
Any man who reads Men's Health or Men's Fitness is gay. They don't even list Maxim.
FrogsBreath
~frogsbreath
The ads in Maxim are gayer than Elton John farting rainbows. The ones in GQ are even more so.
FenixFox
~fenixfox
Really? i never paid attention to the ads in Maxim..... GQ's gay without question.
Devillen
~devillen
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1495745/ I scored higher then I thought I would and half of those magazine picks made little sence.
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