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Q: Are we not men?
15 years ago
A: We are DEVO!
Don't do what I do, just do what I say
My door does what I say, I say, "Open." and it does.
My lights do what I say, I say, "On." and they snap on!
My car does what I say, I say, "Start," it jumps out!
My dog doesn't do what I say,
My girl doesn't do what I say,
My mind doesn't do what I say,
I don't know what to do!
Don't do what I do, just do what I say
My door does what I say, I say, "Open." and it does.
My lights do what I say, I say, "On." and they snap on!
My car does what I say, I say, "Start," it jumps out!
My dog doesn't do what I say,
My girl doesn't do what I say,
My mind doesn't do what I say,
I don't know what to do!
It also goes bizarrely well with Homestuck, but that is sort of an aside.