Right, so let me kinda fill this in here. I hate drinking, I hate drugs, I hate when both are applied where I live with underaged teens.

So, this happened a while back, my Dad is gone for some military thing, and my brother takes this as his chance to throw a party. Normally I'm okay with this unless the above subject is involved, and it was. THANKFULLY I never called the cops that day, and saved us some grief, I had no idea my parents could be arrested for having underage drinkers in their house and whatnot, so DAMN good I woke my mom up instead that day and bailed the party.

SO, I bring this up because it just happened AGAIN. My little brother is TWO WEEKS from joining the Navy, and my father and the airman usually here are both gone on a military war-game thing, and he tries to throw a drinking party. Thankfully I caught onto it within 5 minutes and waited for him to come get a pizza he was making to talk it out with him. Luckily we avoided a fight, and I managed to get everyone out of the house, but HOLY SHIT the excuses. "I've avoided the cops before" "It won't get out of hand" "I haven't seen these people in months". I hate to be a dick, but I'm thinking for his future, so no, that's horseshit. Playing games all night, sure, chatting and hanging out, fine. DRINKING? The fuck is wrong with you? And when my mother and I have to WORK in the morning? How fucking stupid do you get?

Anyway, I've played the right cards tonight, I think. Luckily I was awake for this ,was napping all day and managed to wake up just in time.