I'm jealous *coughs*

Anyway, try to relax, it really helps (that's what I heard at least, never tried it yet).

Well, kinda hard to relax when you don't know if it might hurt too much. Especially since I'ma be broken in with a fairly large piece of meat.

Oh that sounds lovely

Back to topic, try to use some kind of lube or else it MIGHT hurt.
Did you ever practise that?

He's got plenty of that, but no. Never really practiced. D:

Ahahahahaaa, ah, well, I can certainly tell you to not NOT use any kind of lube. Or something. USE SOMETHING THOUGH.

Oh and

Make sure you poo before he gets in there.

THIS IS NOT FROM EXPERIENCE MY MOM WAS TELLING ME A STORY ABOUT HER GAY FRIEND'S FIRST TIME AND YEAH TERRIBLE THINGS WERE SAID THAT COULD NOT BE UNSAID.

Ooooooooooh..... O-O

Yea....... This is going to be an interesting experience...

I wish you luck, good sir! *salutes*

Oh, and, I didn't read the previous comments until just now, but yeah, "practicing" should also help, especially he's *ahem* girth-y.

Have you tried lookin up techniques and preparations and stuff via google or whathaveyous?

And I hate myself for even thinking of using YAOI MANGA as any sort of advice-giver, but uh, in one of mine it says that, uh, doggy-style is the most comfortable when it comes to first times between guys > __> BUT I HAVE NO POSITIVES ON THAT ONE SO DON'T HOLD ME TO THAT lol

Thank you kind madam! And I'm mostly a top, i've never bottomed or ever really felt like it, but i've always wanted to try, and i never really considered ever trying to practice and all. [<--holy run-on sentence batman!]

And [**ashame**] i've read and seen all the videos and yaois and all, but I'm afraid of how it will feel. Like if I'd actually like it and all. Honestly, goes to show how hurrdurp i am... I'm afraid of not liking it and it having an affect on me to where I'll start going straight. D:

Idk, i'm a crudmuffin

You are most welcome, sir!

Well, if it puts any easiness on you, out of the few openly-gay people I have met in my life, the majority of them told me that ocne you get used to it (of course it will be uncomfortable at first, unless you have the golden rectum of the gods [insert South Park joke here *is shot*]) it acually starts to feel good.

And ah, well, guys also have that prostate thing, lol. I heard that baby at least provides /some/ help in making those discomforts less-so.

You'll be fine man. Hopefully whoever you're with knows it's your first time bottoming and he'll be patient.

Oh he knows, haha
And thanks again x)
I hope i can get used to it through time... haha
Funfact: it does immense wonders for ALL guys, just that most are too afraid to venture there. It scientiffically proven don'cha kno! ;)

lol no problem, dude, I just hope I've even offered anything that you didn't already know before!

Being from the clan of terrible vagina people and having less sexual experience than, well, pretty much any other 18 year old besides creepy guys who live in basements, I am probably the last person to be offering such advice in the first place "OTL

You've prepared me plenty as you can ahaha C:

And dont worry about them gaps between your walkin-majiggers, they can always be filled x) least you never have to worry about that.

Your advice is ALWAYS welcome! ANYTIME ;-D

COOL THEN

Mystery holes will remain a mystery! There are some places I dare not explore! At least for now, hurrdurr.

Disappointed and releaved.
I got there and we started off, then his sister decided to come home and hang out....
All we did was watch Friday the 13th #4 and That 70's Show... But we laughed and had fun, so I was happy :)

Awww

Well at least now you have more time to, erm, prepare!

XD

Haha, suuuuuuuuuure...

Ooooooooooh..... O-O

Yea....... This is going to be an interesting experience...

don worry therapy aint that bad, just annoying

now for the seriousness. just make sure your partner doesnt kill you and tell him to be slow and careful