Cliche about how some people see inflation as a sexual fetish!

"So you inflated me. You gonna yiff me now or somethin'?"
"What? Of course not!"
"Why?"
"Cause this is a PG-13 rated story dammit!"

You know, I was actually planning to poke fun at the idea, but couldn't think of a way to do it without making it sound like I was saying "U YOOZE FLATION 4 YIFFIN' U SIK FUK!", but the way you put it is actually pretty usable

Yay! English literature wins again!

Heres a few. Adding to yours, Ziggy, that helium tanks are as common as rocks...
Water taps. You ever need one, there it is. As well as infinitely long lenghts of hose. Those are as common as houseflies.

Also, the fact that a person being inflated does not seem to have internal organs (intestines, stomach, utersus, etc...)

An the fact that being inflated to the size of a SUV doesn't seem to have any ill effects on a persons health....

anyhow, ima shut up now, before i feel obliged to comment on the yiff in inflation thing... ^^

Those are some interesting points. I'll see what I can fit in

How `bout the fact that when they're inflated/fattened, they don't need to use the bathroom?

*cracks knuckles* You came to the right house.

When describing how big a furry is getting, you first begin with stages of pregnancy, then objects large compared to the subject's stomach. You then move onto maybe furniture or room-size, then onto vehicles, then small buildings. Next, you can use stories for a short period until they're as big as larger buildings. After that, stories or feet can be used until you reach the mile marker. After that you continue with miles until they get bigger than a city, a county, a state, a country, a world, and so on until you get bored. The reason for the comparisons between the subject and various objects is that it gives the reader the image of just how big a subject is, because envisioning a car-sized stomach is easier than envisioning a 15-foot diameter stomach. That's just a kind of rule of thumb, though, not really a cliche... but oh well.

Furry bodies are capable of not only inflating in one part of the body (i.e., a purely stomach inflation), but are also capable of inflating their entire body until it becomes a spherical shape. This spheroid body will engulf the arms, legs, and neck, but it will always leave the head, hands, and feet alone normally. The tail also is never engulfed, and sometimes even grows with the rest of the body.

The muscles and bones of a furry are fully capable of carrying around the new weight of an inflated or fattened body, no matter how heavy they are or what substance is in them.

Furries won't suffocate despite having their throats completely clogged by food, liquid, or concentrated gases going into them.

Furries can instantly digest any food that enters them and also instantly turns it into fat.

No matter what opening anything is going into, it always inflates the body the same way, and with the same results, even if air is going into their lungs and liquid is going into their butt.

Furries get hornier when they get bigger. It's like an instant heat.

Furries also have the ability to spontaneously grow more skin and fur when inflating, and also make it vanish when shrunken down.

Usually a story about inflation or fattening involves some sort of misfortune for the subject to start inflating, from minor things such as getting your mouth stuck on a hose to major things like depression or an abduction by an inflation-crazy person.

Even if the subject has open orifices, none of the substances entering their body will ever try to escape out of them. Of course, it's anatomically impossible unless the systems are connected (mouth to butt, for example), but even if it is possible, it won't happen unless the person inflating them (or they themselves) want it to come out.

The inflater tends to become an inflatee, whether it be the subject getting their revenge or a mishap by their own hand or just because they want to join in on the fun.

Houses are cheap and expendable. Feel free to destroy as many as you like through inflating. Houses also tend to bend under pressure from an inflating person, then explodes outward as they do, despite the fact that the walls of most houses could withstand the pressure before the subject pops like a blueberry.

Speaking of which, furries are capable of popping, but it's a rare occurrence, and when they do, it operates much like the explosion of a bomb, as property can be damaged. There are never any bits of organs or blood; usually only the substance that the subject was being filled with will splatter onto the area.

Journey is one the best bands ever. Oh, wait, that doesn't have to do with inflation... oh well, I'll probably come up with more.

Heh. You've put a lot of thought into this, huh. I really like that :D

A number of these, things like how food immediately becomes fat when eaten, how a minor accident seems to get a fur inflated, fiery explosions, and how houses are easily destroyed, among others, are really thought out points that I'd like to try and mention in the story somehow. You win an internet for all this :D

Well I am quite the connoisseur of inflation, if I do say so myself, hehe. :P

It shows

I havent had any more ideas yet, but if i think of some, ill let ya know ^^

If food stuffs or air/helium/water tanks are not available, a "special" magic spell that they just happen to know is fine too. (Potions, or things to spike singular food stuffs also sits in this area)

Despite the fact that the blueberry gum is actually something only Wonka can produce, given that it isn't ready for public sale, seemingly the "villain" (as you put it) just happens to have a piece (or more than one) and the victim almost always never expresses about the before effects of the gum (you know having it taste like a meal)

I could also make mention to one thing that tends to occur for the more mature rated inflation (not that I take much interested in those themes, G, PG RATED STUFF FOR ME PLZ) but yeah, I take it your only more so focusing on the tamer themes, so yeah, if you wanna know poke me, otherwise I'll leave it at that...

Quetza stated most of the other Cliches I had in my mind

Although science is going to be used to fatten the victims in this story, I really do wanna poke fun at the concept of fattening magics somehow(especially how common and seemingly easily done they are)

Heh. I've often wondered that about people who use Wonka gum in their pics, too. Not sure how it'll fit in the story, but it's become an objective to find a place to at least mention it

Although the action itself will be all clean, I intend to have the characters say some R rated stuff... So out of morbid curiosity *pokes teh Lion... from the safety of his car*

Okay Spooge inflation... seemingly regardless of the fact that one can only produce so much sperm at a time, they have the ability to keep it flowing like a hose, and seemingly have an everlasting supply... lol

*eats your car with you in it* >=3

Huh. You may be right about that fact that it's a little mature for the story, but you still have an internet as consolation that you had to know that :p

Oh noes! I've been vored ;_;

Personally I don't know if that is an actual fact given that it is stuff in the fandom I am personally not interested in, I just assumed given well obvious physical limitations, yet somehow an inflation is still apparent... regardless... YAY INTERNET... and it serves you right for evading to a car made out of chocolate (lol manipulating random RP Get)

Oh, Manipulating the randomly placed RP, are ye? *inflates inside the lion*

Oh wait how does the Cliche go? At first I don't like said inflation...

"Oh no please Stop, Please don't I'll burst!"

And then after a while I come to like it.

"... Oh on second thought this is kinda nice... BIGGER DAMN IT BIGGER" Lol

That, or if you're strapped for time, you can also do the simultaneous hypocritical reaction.

"OMG! I'M GONNA DIE! HELP MEEEE!"

While also thinking

.oO(BIGGAR, BITCH! I BE WANTIN' TO A'SPLODE BEFORE THIS IS OVER!)

Heres my cliche on inflation.

"Inflation is a way of humiliating others."