A horny little mouse attempts to mount a passing elephant.

The elephant steps on sharp stone and yells "ouch!".

The mouse beams and replies "take it baby, take it".


(The moral of our story: Don't make fables derived from jokes that your exchange student friend at summer camp tells in broken English. Especially, if said friend's first real conversation with you consists of:

Him: "I would like to see you running naked across a field in the moon light"

Me: "Ok"