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15 years ago
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Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962)
For any one who care, I got Back surgery a couple of weeks ago. I had a double Diskectomy and a laminectomy. What that means is that they removed 2 disks and a peace of bone to relieve pressure on the nerves in my back. The sugery sucked but the Morpheme was awesome... NOT! and in other news Hereis a Meme I ripped from Taski.
Ok, so before anyone fills out the personality questionnaire below, please be sure to do so in the favorable criteria; pick one of your characters and have that character answer the questions, or you could answer them yourself. Please answer the questions in a way the character would answer; be that character, even if it means straying from the question entirely. Answer any number or amount of the 3 question sets below; as little or as much as you want. Answer truthfully, now; science needs accuracy!
I hope you find the survey quite stimulative.
Cheese Foxlee
Question Set Number 1
1. Which do you prefer, cats or dogs?
Dogs, Cats are too close to Gryffons
2. Why did you pick dogs? Cats are amazing; you have no soul.
:-P
3. Portal gun, or Gravity gun?
Portals for fun, Gravity for business.
4. If you picked gravity gun, you’re a sick being and I want you to know that.
5. Floofy tails, or whispy, thin tails?
Floofy?
6. Red or blue?
Blue
7. Salt, or pepper?
Pepper
8. Whispy red pepper, or floofy blue salt?
Umm... The first one. Yeah, I think.
9. Which question do you like the most? No I don’t like you either.
Who cares?
10. A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York? STOP, NO YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I’VE TRIED MYSELF, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. Okay...
We are rolling in the enlightenment! But If you found those set of questions too rediculous to answer, then perhaps a more serious bsns version might pique your involvement… If this is the case, then you would answer set #2
Question Set Number 2
1. Would you like the ability to fly, or have super strength?
Fly!
2. What genre of entertainment do you enjoy to observe on the Television? (science, horror, ect.)
Kung Fu Movies!
3. If a person would to spill a drink on you, and it actually looked intentional, would you let it slide? What would you do?
That depends on the size of the other person.
4. Do you like Cars?
The Cartoon or cars in general.
5. What would you buy first if you had all the money in the world?
A house... (the Bird house is a little cramped)
6. A hobo decides to have a passive chat with you on the bus. Do you ignore him?
Naw, they can have some pretty cool stories.
7. Is your living quarters a clean place? Do you clean it yourself?
Sure... I guess.
8. If you were about to lose both your eyes and arms, but suddenly you can save one, which would you keep?
Couldn't you just kill me instead? Losing either of those sounds terrible.
9. What Is your favorite food?
Bourbon Chicken with Rice.
10. Should everyone have what they want?
No, Not Everyone. there are some sickos out there.
We’ll need a bigger piggy bank to store all this knowledge! But hold the phone, there’s one last set of questions if you wish to answer them. This one is a little more direct.
Question Set Number 3
1. Are you the silent type, or are you clear and outgoing?
Depends on the crowd
2. Are you comfortable around large groups of people?
Sure
3. Do you like fighting?
No!
4. Do you find yourself disgusted, or optimistic at people today?
Generally Optomistic
5. Would you consider yourself organized?
No
Well I think that just tipped the scales! My head is overflowing with data! Surely all this will result in a new invention that will thrust humanity in the space age. I do humbly thank you for participating in this survey.
Other than that, I have no other news. Be off with you now, science is busy.
Ok, so before anyone fills out the personality questionnaire below, please be sure to do so in the favorable criteria; pick one of your characters and have that character answer the questions, or you could answer them yourself. Please answer the questions in a way the character would answer; be that character, even if it means straying from the question entirely. Answer any number or amount of the 3 question sets below; as little or as much as you want. Answer truthfully, now; science needs accuracy!
I hope you find the survey quite stimulative.
Cheese Foxlee
Question Set Number 1
1. Which do you prefer, cats or dogs?
Dogs, Cats are too close to Gryffons
2. Why did you pick dogs? Cats are amazing; you have no soul.
:-P
3. Portal gun, or Gravity gun?
Portals for fun, Gravity for business.
4. If you picked gravity gun, you’re a sick being and I want you to know that.
5. Floofy tails, or whispy, thin tails?
Floofy?
6. Red or blue?
Blue
7. Salt, or pepper?
Pepper
8. Whispy red pepper, or floofy blue salt?
Umm... The first one. Yeah, I think.
9. Which question do you like the most? No I don’t like you either.
Who cares?
10. A train leaves Chicago at 4:50am and travels regularily at 45mph (train regulations are rediculous) If it were to maintain itself at the same speed, what time would it arrive if it were to stop in New York? STOP, NO YOU CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I’VE TRIED MYSELF, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. Okay...
We are rolling in the enlightenment! But If you found those set of questions too rediculous to answer, then perhaps a more serious bsns version might pique your involvement… If this is the case, then you would answer set #2
Question Set Number 2
1. Would you like the ability to fly, or have super strength?
Fly!
2. What genre of entertainment do you enjoy to observe on the Television? (science, horror, ect.)
Kung Fu Movies!
3. If a person would to spill a drink on you, and it actually looked intentional, would you let it slide? What would you do?
That depends on the size of the other person.
4. Do you like Cars?
The Cartoon or cars in general.
5. What would you buy first if you had all the money in the world?
A house... (the Bird house is a little cramped)
6. A hobo decides to have a passive chat with you on the bus. Do you ignore him?
Naw, they can have some pretty cool stories.
7. Is your living quarters a clean place? Do you clean it yourself?
Sure... I guess.
8. If you were about to lose both your eyes and arms, but suddenly you can save one, which would you keep?
Couldn't you just kill me instead? Losing either of those sounds terrible.
9. What Is your favorite food?
Bourbon Chicken with Rice.
10. Should everyone have what they want?
No, Not Everyone. there are some sickos out there.
We’ll need a bigger piggy bank to store all this knowledge! But hold the phone, there’s one last set of questions if you wish to answer them. This one is a little more direct.
Question Set Number 3
1. Are you the silent type, or are you clear and outgoing?
Depends on the crowd
2. Are you comfortable around large groups of people?
Sure
3. Do you like fighting?
No!
4. Do you find yourself disgusted, or optimistic at people today?
Generally Optomistic
5. Would you consider yourself organized?
No
Well I think that just tipped the scales! My head is overflowing with data! Surely all this will result in a new invention that will thrust humanity in the space age. I do humbly thank you for participating in this survey.
Other than that, I have no other news. Be off with you now, science is busy.
