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15 years ago
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else). (Only when really needed)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football (American)
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling (wrestling and sex are two completely different things fellas)
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 13
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 24
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 25
Times 2 = 50% Manliness
Sounds about right for me to be honest.
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else). (Only when really needed)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football (American)
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling (wrestling and sex are two completely different things fellas)
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 13
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 24
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 25
Times 2 = 50% Manliness
Sounds about right for me to be honest.
ozfurs