Manliness test thing I found
15 years ago
General
Saw this thing lurking about and was bored enough to do it. xD
01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else).
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 4
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out at a gym machines
15) [] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 6
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 9
Manliness: 18% manly.
... Why am I not surprised? xD
01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else).
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 4
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out at a gym machines
15) [] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 6
Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 9
Manliness: 18% manly.
... Why am I not surprised? xD
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That's pretty manly aswell, you know. Add +20% on your score because of that.
Yeah, i saw that on your art. Mind if i sit next time and enjoy the view of nakes girls fighting eachother ? I'd even cheer for you !
But we both now you'd be cheering for us both. :P
... else i get punched when i don't. :(
Nuu ~ !
I'd still cheer on your more, though. Miko's mean atm. :/
Anyway, keep up the fighting, you chest beating neanderthal. :>
/zooms.