so, i get to work and i'm hoding the door open for some chic that's walking in... well she pushes the handicap button and it holds the door open on its own. so i'm allright, maybe she just didn't want to make me hold the door for so long... or maybe she was just a lazy bitch and didn't want to use the arms that nature gave her. so i get to the seccond set of doors, and i decide to open the other door, and i was in front of the other door... and she was right behind me, and pushed the handicap button. the door i decided to not open, swung open and hit me in the face... i wanted to bitch slap her.


so i'm walking down the hallway, to change out of my uniform to go home, and i walk past the coctail waitresses durring their pre-shift, and i hear on say "so all the ugly, fat, annoying chics from highschool are getting married now" i wanted so badly to say "you probably can't keep a man because you either only attract trashy men, or you're such a huge bitch, no man can put up with your bulimic ass"