Had one of those too close for comfort moments during the yu gi oh tournament last Saturday when a fight was just about to unfold. Technically I was not involved but it was between 2 other people when one annoyed the other, rather stupidly too. I was sitting at a table next to the 2 individuals. One of them was a gigantic son of gun, was at least 6'10" the other was some short, fat, super nerd who obviously had no life outside the store. And in DESPERATE need of a shower. The nerd is always on everybody's nerves for a few reasons. 1: He babbles on and on about what hes doing in the game even if hes the only one listening. 2: He CONSTANTLY says famous one-liners from movies and TV shows to himself and others around him. For example, I could be doing some kind of OTK that does a ton of points in damage. Then he at the top of his high pitched nerdy vocals goes "its over 9000!!!!!!." And he does that to a point that it hurts my ears, that's how high pitched his voice is.

The big guy on the other paw, not much to say about him. All I know is that he started coming to the store about a few weeks ago, has short brown hair, a deeper voice than Mufasa, and hands that make the cards he plays look like stick-notes. I was playing a game against one of my friends when I hear the nerd make another one liner from 300 (ill let you guess which one he used) but it annoyed the big guy so much, he just snapped at the nerd going "SAY IT AGAIN AND YOU WONT SAY ANOTHER F#@$%N WORD AGAIN!!." That shout from him was like freakin Thor! Everyone and everything that was going on inside the store suddenly stopped! Then the nerd says the stupidest thing "I can say it if I want! Who made you Darth Vader?!" First lesson about talking back, make sure that the one you're talking back to isn't twice your height and can snap you in half like a twig! The big guy then stood up, but right at that moment the store manager came rushing in along with 2 employees to settle things down. Long story short, the nerd was told to stop with the one liners or leave, and the big guy was asked to control his temper..... and not go Godzilla on the store..... Just goes to show, nerds who say one-liners all the time are not only stupid, but also a blight on our society. *points at all who apply*