01) [] You own tools that you use regularly [Do art tools count? Scissors? My sewing needles?]
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket). [Wait, what if we use a money clip? Credit card and driver's license only? Those are more manly, y'know. Either way, I use a wallet.]
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance [woot! violence!]
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else). [I don't swallow]
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches [unless I'm around others. Um, okay probably doesn't count then.]
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis [tough tennis!]
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. [Does it count if I hate that aspect of my wardrobe?]
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. [But I thought Axe deodorant was supposed to be manly! Glad I hate it.]
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. [I wear a napkin, for I am a house-elf. Okay whatever.]
Total So Far: 8

Do you love:
11) [] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [] Working out at a gym machines
15) [] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 10

Do you shop at:
21) [] Home Depot
22) [] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall men's stores [I'm neither big nor tall, where's my store!?]
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops [I think I do enough to count this. I'm no mechanic, but I can change an alternator belt if I need to.]
26) [x] Hobby shops [Hell's yeah, sewing needles! Wait, why is this on here?]
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores [I browse Wal-Mart's electronics section sometimes, I think that counts. Also I have bought stuff at Radio Shack.]
Total So Far: 13

Do you say:
31) [] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you) Son I am disappoint
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man. [If somebody tells me that, I punch 'em]
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [] (insert profanity here) [Dirty mouth? No, not really. I use Orbitz gum.]
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 16

Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream.
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy [I have FA, why buy a magazine I have to hide?]
44) [] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [] Men's Health
48) [] Men's Fitness
49) [] Men's Journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc. [who?]
Total: 16

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent
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32% man. 68% assorted meat. Sounds about right. I get suspicious of quizzes that tell me I AM mostly man, even though I do has a penis.