So I walk into the bathroom this morning and guess what I see.

Brown. Fucking everywhere. Everything soaked. All my shit fucking soaked in shit just as I was about to fucking go to sleep.

My landlord is a fucking lazy fat sack of shit who doesn't take care of maintenance, and my neighbors are dumb fucking drunks since I happen to live in Edmonton's party central also known as Whyte Ave. The fuckers probably poured something down the drain they were not supposed to. Maybe it was because the fucking turban hair from the previous tenants finally unclogged itself only to get stuck in the main line.

Fuck my life.