Them: "I'd like a lottery ticket please."
Me: "I'm sorry, the lottery machine is off now"
Them: "So...I can't buy a ticket then?"

I feel like saying "Yeah! Of course you can! I just thought I'd tell you a piece of random, irrelevent information just for the hell of it!"

lol Wtf is wrong with people these days? Jeez...

My mom got an e-mail with several stupid things in it. There was one that said someone shouted "Hey look, a dead bird!" And someone else said "Where!?" while looking in the sky. Wtf? xD

I always love that one XD
I once said to someone "You know, Gullible is the only English word not found in the Dictionary?"

He came back to me a week later all puffed up with pride "HAH! You were wrong! I researched it and gullible IS in the dictionary!!"

lol Sounds like something I would do. xD My dad messed up and said some girl died of prostate cancer before (he meant some colon disease). So I was telling my piano class about it (since we never actually play piano in that class lol) and one of the kids was like "Girls have prostates." I was thinking about it for the whole day and even looked it up to make sure I was right. Turns out he was just kidding. xD

Well my stupiditiy never ends. Its an on going saga that will continue on and on and on and my acts of stupidness will become lengendary and people will hail me as the great stupid one.
my personal favorite
i was in a shoe store, and the place was full of mirrors so it got confusing where the room actually ended. so i was walkinga round with these new shoes in the store and i was looking at them as i walked, went up to a mirror said "oh excuse me" and tried to walk around my reflection and on into the mirror. HORRAH
the shoes were nice though :)

The other day, I was in a bookstore looking for a b-day gift for Morti. I couldn't find the DVD's so I asked one of the employees there. She pointed to the shelf right next to me. ^^;

oh and goodluck with the job!
I'm so pissed off with mine...I WAS getting $12 an hour (heeeell yeah!) now...because i'm doing an actual official traineeship there, i'm paid $9 an hour by the government. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf do you think i am 7? I get more then that for my pocket money! $9! its below the minimum wage! I DONT UNDERSTAND THE CRUELTY! WHY!?!? buuut, my boss is nice and she said she'll pay me the extra $3. I dont know when she's planning on doing that but eh
*sobs on you* $9 an hour D:

Lucky! D: Minimum wage here is $7.15 an hour. I'm getting $7.50 an hour with this job though. But I'm okay with that. For my chores, I get $5 every week. D:

Good luck with the job and stuffz. But yeh... waaaaay too much stupid. This guy on a plane held a gun to a flight attendant's head.
"Take me to Denver!"
"...We're already going to Denver."
"...Oh. Good."

lol WTF!? xD
Thanks. :)

XP So... hmm... I still can't believe you recognized me. o.o;;
James: You comment on EVERY piece of Karbo's, Mukat's, and Tifa's art...
...Oh.

lol And I have a bed memory too! xD

XP Well, it works.