manly meme
16 years ago
General
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [ ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building. (trashcans in a building for me, too)
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 4
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 2
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 4
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 5
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 0
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%
I got a 15, so I must be 30% manly lol.
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [ ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building. (trashcans in a building for me, too)
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 4
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 2
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 4
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 5
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 0
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%
I got a 15, so I must be 30% manly lol.
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