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me? manly?
15 years ago
whats in a name?
The Manly Meme, British Edition.
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) (x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] Fart in public, on purpose. (only when its funny)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far:6
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym.
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football.
17) [ ] Rugby League.
18) [ ] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [ ] Boxing.
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing.
Total So Far:8
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Wickes
22) [ ] B&Q
23) [ ] Army surplus stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)
Total So Far:11
Do you say:
31) [ ] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [ ] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine.
35) [ ] You bloody pansy.
36) [ ] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [x] That's right, break it.
39) [ ] Cuntmuffins.
40) [ ] Bollocks to that!
Total So Far:13
Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [ ] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [ ] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre
Total:13
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 26% damn
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) (x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] Fart in public, on purpose. (only when its funny)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far:6
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym.
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football.
17) [ ] Rugby League.
18) [ ] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [ ] Boxing.
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing.
Total So Far:8
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Wickes
22) [ ] B&Q
23) [ ] Army surplus stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)
Total So Far:11
Do you say:
31) [ ] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [ ] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine.
35) [ ] You bloody pansy.
36) [ ] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [x] That's right, break it.
39) [ ] Cuntmuffins.
40) [ ] Bollocks to that!
Total So Far:13
Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [ ] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [ ] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre
Total:13
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 26% damn
