The Manly Meme!

Stolen off of  azrafox

01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [ ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] Fart in public, on purpose.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [ ] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 1

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym.
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football.
17) [ ] Rugby League.
18) [ ] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [ ] Boxing.
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing.

Total So Far: 2

Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Wickes
22) [ ] B&Q
23) [ ] Army surplus stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)

Total So Far: 3

Do you say:
31) [ ] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [ ] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine.
35) [ ] You bloody pansy.
36) [ ] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [ ] That's right, break it.
39) [x] Cuntmuffins.
40) [ ] Bollocks to that!

Total So Far: 5

Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [ ] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [ ] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre

Total: 5

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 10

...10%?! Oh cuntmuffins...