Well Sonny the coco bird. What can be said?

Ha. Sunny. Yeah, I always knew there was something a little off about him. Even when I was younger I was weirded out.

And then he peddles his cereal fetish off on little kids, too...

pedobear in disguise?!

Holy cripes! You're right! He is America's version of the pedo-bear!

We should write a letter to General Mills or whatever and be all " Your cereal mascotts are very suggestive and need to be controlled. They are comparable to this: [picture of pedobear being a pedophile]."

Lots of cereal mascots have got problems, too.
You've got three small men all living together, a rabbit with an identity crisis, a nudist tiger, a cleptomaniacal dog (Which changed into a cleptomaniacal wolf...), a man in green that is constantly in situations where children are trying to chase him down...

There also used to be three bakers on Cinnamon Toast Crunch, which turned into one baker, and that was the crazy one, so I have room to beleive he went Fargo on the other two...

Who are the 3 men? I know Trix, Frosted Flakes, Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Rice Krispies.

Ahh! Right!

D:

Oh I beleive you. I'm more than sure that every animal mascot to anything ever created has been put in compromising situations on FA.

I just never thought General Mills itself would endorse something like that....