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Just a little something
15 years ago
Don't panic! I'm Hispanic. I can habla the blabla. ;)
Since I have absolutely nothing productive to do for the moment, I'd like to share a story with everyone. Now sit down and shut up.
While I was on my merry way to D.C. (I believe I was in West Virginia at the time), my sisters decided to do some drawings. Since they couldn't think of anything, I told them to try to draw something furry-like, since they haven't really done that too much. As a result, my younger sister decided to draw a regular ol' cat. However, she got a crazy idea, and started to change this cat in a very odd way.
She erased the legs and drew the legs of a prostitute. Yup, fish net leggings and high heels and everything like that. So this cat with hooker legs was dubbed "Paul Roobarb." Also, with her learning of my involvement in the fandom, she decided to add a little background story for Paul Roobarb and his relation with Cross.
Paul Roobarb is a sad creature who lives in a box with his parents (a father who looks like a mix of Eminem and the cheetos cat and a mother who looks like Zelda on drugs). This box is conviniently placed outside of Cross's home. Whenever Cross leaves his house, Paul Roobarb suddenly becomes extremely happy and likes to stalk Cross. This obviously creeps out Cross. Paul Roobarb often hides in various places within Cross's house and has murdered some of Cross's girlfriends, although the police can never find Paul Roobarb and have started ignoring calls from Cross's house.
Hearing this come from my sister's imagination was absolutely priceless. I mean, what else will entertain us on a two day drive to D.C.?
Thanks for letting me waste your time, everyone. Let me know what you think about my sister's creation.
While I was on my merry way to D.C. (I believe I was in West Virginia at the time), my sisters decided to do some drawings. Since they couldn't think of anything, I told them to try to draw something furry-like, since they haven't really done that too much. As a result, my younger sister decided to draw a regular ol' cat. However, she got a crazy idea, and started to change this cat in a very odd way.
She erased the legs and drew the legs of a prostitute. Yup, fish net leggings and high heels and everything like that. So this cat with hooker legs was dubbed "Paul Roobarb." Also, with her learning of my involvement in the fandom, she decided to add a little background story for Paul Roobarb and his relation with Cross.
Paul Roobarb is a sad creature who lives in a box with his parents (a father who looks like a mix of Eminem and the cheetos cat and a mother who looks like Zelda on drugs). This box is conviniently placed outside of Cross's home. Whenever Cross leaves his house, Paul Roobarb suddenly becomes extremely happy and likes to stalk Cross. This obviously creeps out Cross. Paul Roobarb often hides in various places within Cross's house and has murdered some of Cross's girlfriends, although the police can never find Paul Roobarb and have started ignoring calls from Cross's house.
Hearing this come from my sister's imagination was absolutely priceless. I mean, what else will entertain us on a two day drive to D.C.?
Thanks for letting me waste your time, everyone. Let me know what you think about my sister's creation.
RakkantekiCoyote
~rakkantekicoyote
That is a freakin awesome story haha. Your sister has quite an active imagination
Cross3DG
~cross3dg
OP
She does have a great imagination, but now I have a stalker :P You should see the face she makes when she shows what he would look like when he sees Cross.
