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15 years ago
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Electrocat
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Uh, gray I guess? Don't really have more than one at the moment...
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
no
4. Do you plan outfits?
Sure, if you count switching from house-pants to outside pants.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Rubiks Cube.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I.. Can't remember.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No.
9. What are you craving right now?
Beef.
10. Do you floss?
Sometimes.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Scrubs.
12. Are you emotional?
I'm no Vulcan, but I try my best to be.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
888+88+8+8+8
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Depends on the ice cream.
15. Do you like your hair?
No.
16. Do you like yourself?
No.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Depends; Is he buying and will there be steak, medium/rare? Then fuck yeah, free meal.
18. What are you listening to right now?
About a dozen fans.
19. Are your parents strict?
They're retarded, but that's another issue.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Sure.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
One of few kinds of cheese I don't like.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I shop at the same grocery store as 'The Blue Swede' if any of you recall the '70s.
23. Do you rent movies often?
No.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My watch I guess.
25. How many countries have you visited?
1.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Once. Nothing interesting.
27. Ever been on a train?
A billion times.
28. Brown or white eggs?
It's eggs, who gives a crap?
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yeah.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Indeed I do.
31. Do you own a gun?
Only airsoft... Stupid country.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, and I do on a daily basis.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me, myself and I. Possibly Ms Right, but probably not, too hot to do anything.
34. Are you too forgiving?
Yes, and no. Sometimes I can forgive, but I never forget.
35. Ever been in love?
I don't believe in the religion of love.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Undefined variable "best friend" in Meme on line 74.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
What the hell is that?
38. Last time you cried?
Who knows.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Who knows.
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I'm planning to.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Who? Me? No. Never. Not at all...
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
A couple of times.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes, but mostly glass doors.
45. Favorite color?
I don't really care anymore.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
Dude, I'm the Hoffs fat younger brother, by the looks of it.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
People still buy those? VINYL MAN!
49. Do looks matter?
Depends on what you're talking about. Calculators for instance; The new round and colourful graphic Casios... Fuck that shit, I want my black brick back!
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Don't care.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
What's a phone bill.
52. Do you like your life right now?
No.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
What's a TV?
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes.
55. Do you have good vision?
Only with glasses and up to two meters ahead of me.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Never.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My cat.
59. What are you wearing?
Underwear; pants and shirt.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Wolf, duh.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Several light years from here.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Sure.
63. Do you have a job?
No.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Soft ice cream.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.
Electrocat1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Uh, gray I guess? Don't really have more than one at the moment...
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
no
4. Do you plan outfits?
Sure, if you count switching from house-pants to outside pants.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Rubiks Cube.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I.. Can't remember.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No.
9. What are you craving right now?
Beef.
10. Do you floss?
Sometimes.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Scrubs.
12. Are you emotional?
I'm no Vulcan, but I try my best to be.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
888+88+8+8+8
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Depends on the ice cream.
15. Do you like your hair?
No.
16. Do you like yourself?
No.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Depends; Is he buying and will there be steak, medium/rare? Then fuck yeah, free meal.
18. What are you listening to right now?
About a dozen fans.
19. Are your parents strict?
They're retarded, but that's another issue.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Sure.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
One of few kinds of cheese I don't like.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I shop at the same grocery store as 'The Blue Swede' if any of you recall the '70s.
23. Do you rent movies often?
No.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My watch I guess.
25. How many countries have you visited?
1.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Once. Nothing interesting.
27. Ever been on a train?
A billion times.
28. Brown or white eggs?
It's eggs, who gives a crap?
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yeah.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Indeed I do.
31. Do you own a gun?
Only airsoft... Stupid country.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, and I do on a daily basis.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me, myself and I. Possibly Ms Right, but probably not, too hot to do anything.
34. Are you too forgiving?
Yes, and no. Sometimes I can forgive, but I never forget.
35. Ever been in love?
I don't believe in the religion of love.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Undefined variable "best friend" in Meme on line 74.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
What the hell is that?
38. Last time you cried?
Who knows.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Who knows.
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I'm planning to.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Who? Me? No. Never. Not at all...
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
A couple of times.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes, but mostly glass doors.
45. Favorite color?
I don't really care anymore.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
Dude, I'm the Hoffs fat younger brother, by the looks of it.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
People still buy those? VINYL MAN!
49. Do looks matter?
Depends on what you're talking about. Calculators for instance; The new round and colourful graphic Casios... Fuck that shit, I want my black brick back!
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Don't care.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
What's a phone bill.
52. Do you like your life right now?
No.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
What's a TV?
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes.
55. Do you have good vision?
Only with glasses and up to two meters ahead of me.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Never.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My cat.
59. What are you wearing?
Underwear; pants and shirt.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Wolf, duh.
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Several light years from here.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Sure.
63. Do you have a job?
No.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Soft ice cream.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.
