Good News Everyone!
15 years ago
General
Okay mayhaps not good news. But
is currently having a wonderfully weird and mildly difficult time in the shower...only using one hand, the other in a bread bag... I'm laughing...heartily.
Saturday night we went to my ol' man's house for a fourth of July pre bash sort of thing. A evening of good food and blowing shit up.
Hozz wanted to show off his smoking skills for brisket and needed to chop some of his wood smaller for the job. He inquired for a hatchet to do that and Dad told him so long as he didn't cut his fingers off sure.
Well...guess what he did right off the bat?
He's got a big gash in the end of his thumb, right from the nail after to the tip of his thumb. He's darn proud of it. So'm I. He'll be fine, it was our sacrifice to the fire gods, glad we got it over early.
is currently having a wonderfully weird and mildly difficult time in the shower...only using one hand, the other in a bread bag... I'm laughing...heartily.Saturday night we went to my ol' man's house for a fourth of July pre bash sort of thing. A evening of good food and blowing shit up.
Hozz wanted to show off his smoking skills for brisket and needed to chop some of his wood smaller for the job. He inquired for a hatchet to do that and Dad told him so long as he didn't cut his fingers off sure.
Well...guess what he did right off the bat?
He's got a big gash in the end of his thumb, right from the nail after to the tip of his thumb. He's darn proud of it. So'm I. He'll be fine, it was our sacrifice to the fire gods, glad we got it over early.
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That goofy boy. >_<
On a oddly awesome note... This is the worst I've ever been hurt. I've been a heavy equipment mechanic for years, rode bulls, been rock climbing, made explosives, had guns pulled on me, been in bar fights, semi truck highway accidents... And the lil pissy cut on my thumb is the worst I've got.... Luck? I prefer to call it "Epic Hozzitude"
c: Lots of dems.
AND I DONT EVEN WATCH THE SHOW.
It was like he was trying to make a left turn in the shower stall.
Seriously though... I hope you heal up quick!