~What if?~
● I died: Fuck. What now? That was our last test subject. Naw, I'd be pretty damn sad, yer a bro.
● I kissed you: ...The girls forced you to some way or another, didn't they? Where's the camera, I know they'd have taken a picture...
● I fell: Can you get up? Good. Deal with it.
● I lived next door to you: ...LAN PARTY.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: "Want a Dr. Pepper? Round of Billiards? What's up?"
● I stole something: *cough*
● I was murdered: Bastards. Lemme get my rifle.
● I cried: Depends what you were crying about.
● I asked you to marry me: Nothx, sorry.
● I was hospitalized: Here, have an otter pop. Hope you feel better D:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Yeh. Wouldn't make it any less awkward, though.
● Keep a secret if I told you one? Duh.
● Hold my hand? Just walkin' around? No. If it provided some benefit (Kept you from falling or something)
● Study with me? Duh.
● Cook for me? Already have.
● Love me? I love you like a brother
● Date me? No. That'd be weird.
● Have sex with me? If you were a chick? Maybe. 2% chance at best.

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? About a year and 8 months ago? I was doin' a survey for psychology that asked about furries, it caught your attention. That worked out well.
● Describe me in three words. Large and pointing. No, seriously: Friendly loyal intelligent
● What was your first impression of me? "Fuck yeah, someone else who finishes classwork well before it's due!"
● What do you think of me now? You're a great guy, but you're a little short in the wisdom area.
● What reminds you of me? Lots of things
● Could you see us together forever? As good friends, yes.
● When's the last time you saw me? 3 days ago, physically.

● Leif died: We can make him faster, stronger, better. We have the technology!
● Leif kissed you: I'd out him as a closet homo.
● Leif fell: From how far? If he's dead, dibs on his wallet.
● Leif lived next door to you: *Swings in through the open door* Jerry, you won't believe who I saw making out during Toy Story 3!
● Leif showed up at your house unexpectedly: Time to hide the drugs and bring out the comics.
● Leif stole something: Is it for me? If it's me for, bravo.
● Leif was murdered: I'll avenge him, Last House on the Left style.
● Leif cried: Girl, it's a sob party! Sit next to me, Ben & Jerry.
● Leif was hospitalized: "Dude, I'm settin' up a security cam in your room. If they try and prostitute you like the comma patients, we've either got a hot lawsuit or an even hotter porno"

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? It's more of a question of "Do you trust me?".
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Don't I always?
● Hold my hand? Third time you've come on to me...
● Study with me? Okay, this next one is a doozy; "When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific."
● Cook for me? You like Italian right?
● Love me? Like a son.
● Date me? Son, I am disappointed.
● Have sex with me? You're tearing me and your mother apart!

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? Myfursona, home of the fagface.
● Describe me in two words. Rudder butt.
● What was your first impression of me? "He hasn't run yet...he's a keeper."
● What do you think of me now? "He was a keeper, then he ran away"
● What reminds you of me? This one time, this girl showed me this birthmark on her boob. It looked like you.
● Could you see us together forever? At a distance in accordance to the restraining order, yes.
● When's the last time you saw me? 19,123,789,777,424,242,666,911,411,808,352,303,420 seconds ago.

~What if?~
● I died: I would be rather distressed. To think that nobody's safe from the "unlikely"... nobody... *shudder*
● I kissed you: Depends on where you kissed me.
● I fell: My voice would go higher and I'd ask in worry if you were all right. I'd probably kneel and offer my hand.
● I lived next door to you: That would be awesome! We could hang out some afternoons.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: That would also be awesome! But maybe a little awkward considering I still live with my parents and younger sister, who have no idea who you are.
● I stole something: I would lose some faith in you.
● I was murdered: I would probably choke up and cry painfully. Who would do this...?!
● I cried: I would moan in sympathy and probably tear up a bit myself. I'd rub your shoulder and say you could cry on mine if you needed to.
● I asked you to marry me: Um. No.
● I was hospitalized: I would be very concerned and wish you the best.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Sure. But it'd raise many questions.
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Yup.
● Hold my hand? If it's circle time, yes.
● Study with me? Of course!
● Cook for me? Only every other meal; fair is fair. Also my food might not be very good, just a warning.
● Love me? Platonically, yes.
● Date me? Only if my boyfriend and I legitimately had a breakup.
● Have sex with me? Nooooo.

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? On Gaia, several months ago.
● Describe me in three words. Friendly, educated, confident.
● What was your first impression of me? Fellow grammar Nazi! Yaaay!
● What do you think of me now? Uh, same thing? Except we can have vore RPs now. XP
● What reminds you of me? Chocolate, autumn leaves.
● Could you see us together forever? Assuming I'd never met my boyfriend, yes.
● When's the last time you saw me? Never have.