Stolen and slightly modified from  AuroraBorealia who stole it from  silverautomatic
Ten Things I Wish I Could Say To People

1. I honestly just don't give a shit.
2. Stop, shut the hell up and fucking think for ten seconds
3. Fuck you
4. Devin, why did you spend all of school hating me and making my life a painful living hell when I hardly know you and have never done a thing to deserve the way to treated me. It bothers me more then anything else in my life that I can't let go of the hate and fear I now have for you.
5. Get your fucking piece of shit (smart, hybrid, eco friendly, green) car off my highway you dick
6. Learn to drive or stop driving. You are the reason we can't have reasonable speed limits or nice cars in the US.
7. I like men and women
9. If you died right here on this spot the world would be a better place
10. You do not deserve to have the things that have been handed to you. Some people in this world have had to actually work to get to where you started.


Nine Things About Myself that I don't usually admit

1. I'm messy. Not dirty, I hate dirt, but I live in a state of nearly constant clutter
2. I value my car more then my physical well being
3. I spend money way faster then I should
4. I have been a furry for 7 years and am 21 now. Do the math.
5. I have trouble paying attention and staying focused but am afraid to talk to a doctor about it
6. I do almost everything last minute.
7. I have spent so much time in my life pretending to have a tail and otter paws that I unconsciously accommodate for them now.
8. I buy winter gloves that are a size to small because of the above reason.
9. I sing whenever there is music playing and I don't think anyone is listening
10. I hate the fact that my rib cage is slightly sunken.


Eight Ways to Win My Heart
1. Intelligence is key
2. Food, and it doesn't really matter how crazy or exotic it is
3. Go longboarding with me
4. Go swimming with me
5. Be who you are and don't try to be something different
6. Cuddle
7. Cary on a conversation
8. Don't be afraid to try something new
9. Be honest


Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot
1. Food
2. Shinny
3. What do I want out of life right now and 10 years from now
4. Can I climb that
5. I'm horny, how can I fix this
6. How can I make this more entertaining
7. I would rather be swimming, driving, longboarding, or eating right now.


Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep
1. From the wisdom of my grandfather, shit, shower and shave.
2. Brush my teeth
3. Put on new underwear
4. Internet
5. Paw off
6. Repeat steps 1-5 as necessary


Five Places I Want To Visit
1. Northern Ireland
2. Scotland
3. Bruges (Belgium)
4. Japan
5. Egypt


Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now
1. Black with blue pin striped boxer briefs from Express
2. Frame-less round glasses
3. Head phones
4. A faux tiger fur and fleece blanket I made myself.

Three Musical Artists I Often Listen To
1. Tom Waits
2. Mika
3. The Zombies plus a million others


Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Rally
2. Eat a lot more fish

One Confession
I enjoy adrenalin rushes and danger, I do stupid stuff that I know isn't completely safe or socially acceptable when I'm by myself or with select friends because it makes me feel better about being upstanding and proper when most people are looking.