Well, this is embarrassing.
15 years ago
Let me tell you something: re-reading something you wrote almost two years ago is the literary equivalent of walking out of the bathroom after a really bad poop. You kind of just look back at what you did with a sense of shame and guilt.
Karnov Kombat.
In any case, it's good to see you've grown enough to be embarrassed by your past work. Not that you should be, just that it's usually a good sign of growth. :)