YAY!!!! *fanfare and parade*

I hate you so much right now... ::Bites down on his armor and sends a shockwave through his body::

*blinks*.... Damn... that feels weird...

Oh yeah? well you'll love this. ::Being a normal dragonkin has given him superior size and strength. He is now 9'5" tall and weight about 600 lbs. all muscle. He spreads his wings and spins around kicking Elijah in the head with a clawed foot. It sends him flying through a tanker truck, a minivan, And three houses before he comes to a stop at the second apartment inside an apartment complex:: BOOYEAH!!

*I get up and dust myself off* Hmm... that was pretty good I guess. Ya know, if I was fighting a french man.

YOUR DEAD!!! ::Inhales deeply and lets loose a triple combo of fire ice and lightning:: Id avoid that if i were you. ::It sails straight toward him::

*deflects them with Bruce Willis's shiny head* Whatcha! Thanks Bruce. *Bruce smiles and winks before walking off*

It then combigns into one attack and begins chasing Elijah:: I warned you.

*I smile* Wait for it... wait for it... NOW! *I throw a orb down and open a vortex that swallows up the attack. It vanishes* Vortex Grenade. One of the rarest weapons in the Imperium.

HA! I suppose i underestimated you. oh well. C Ya! ::Starts walking away pulling a can of soda from his pocket. He pops it open and takes a swig:: Ahh root beer.

*pulls out my flask and gulps it down* Mmm... Vodka. *walks the other way*

::Has secretly flown over elijahs head.:: Whispers: Watch the birdie... ::Drops a whole carton of rotten eggs on his armor:: SPLAT! BOOYAH!! ... Sniiff.. OH YUCK! BAD IDEA! ::Flys away::

*shakes with rage, my armor burning with me* CCCCHHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

::Chris is sleeping on his sofa at home when Axereanden comes barging in.:: Chris: YAWN! Dude wassup?
Axe: Um lock the doors and windows... and uh if a big guy in red and black armor comes calling? I didn't do it. ::He hides in the basement::
Chris: :blinks: AXE WHAT YOU DO TO ELIJAH?! ::Walks to the basement steps:: AXEREANDEN THUNDER SILVERWIND YOU COME UP HERE RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!
Axe: NO!
Chris: Fine... i suppose i can handle this on my own. I hope.

*I kick down the door* WHERE IS HE?!! *foams at the mouth, biting my lip so hard it bleeds... along with my eyes and nose*

::Cocks blaster:: Uh uh. Hes with me. Back off buddy. SPHINGO YOU STINK!!! AXE YOU SON OF A BITCH ROTTEN EGGS ARE OFF LIMITS!!! HE BOILS THEM AFTERWARDS!!! PEE UUU!!!
Axe: REALLY? GOD DAMN THAT MUST SMELL BAD! ::From basement:: oops...
Chris: YOU IDIOT!!

*I swat you aside and fly down the basement... landing in a heap at the bottom after hitting the wall*

AXE!
Axe: ::no answer::
Axe?
Axe: ::again no reply::
Chris: Shit... WATERBLASTER!! ::I spay off all the stink off Elijah:: There your clean. will you leave Axe alone now?

... I think I broke my spine...

Axe opens the door:: FWAP! DUDE! NOT COOL! WHY IS THERE A TON OF STINKY WATER IN MY BASEMENT?!
Chris: He who makes stinky mess... deserves stinky mess. ::Axe tosses gong at him:: BAD PUN! ::Axe helps up Elijah:: Up we go. ::Gets him up the stairs and onto the sofa:: What is he made of lead? he must weigh at least two tons. SIGH... Im gonna go lay down in your room til that stuff hits the sump pumps. Later. ::Axe walks off to chris's room and relaxes::