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ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?
A: Probably the dog
2. What is your weapon of choice?
A: A 21" bowie knife.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
A: I'd avoid hitting if possible... but I'd certainly be willing to incapacitate her if she posed a serious threat.
4. How about of the same sex?
A: Mofo's hittin' the floor, bizitch. Kidding. Would if I had to. No remorse for assholes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
A: No telling. Most likely my folks.
6. What is your pet peeve?
A: Smart people talking like idiots. Idiots trying to act smart. Television.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
A: Nah... grudges are useless.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
A: Exercise. I always forget something...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
A: Chemical-induced, or naturally? Back in '98, I spent the better part of a week in a semi- to unconscious state while I was in the hospital.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
A: Byron
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
A: I was late to work because my car was acting funny. (Boldfaced lie XD)
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
A: Again, with the HATE TELEVISION thing....
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
A: In the gym: two days ago, going again today. In bed: ..... ;)
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
A: Twice... then I turned it off completely. Hence me being late.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
A: I do like me a Dark Angel... custom drink. Includes iced vanilla coffee, chocolate mint, and Baileys Irish Cream
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
A: Mmmmmm..... meat....
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A: Six wine coolers (everything from Mikes Hard Lemonade to Smirnoff Ice), three shots, two Bob Vilas (mixed drinks, similar to a Screwdriver) and half a White Russian.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
A: No... though I have consumed a Slimfast once or twice
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
A: Yes. But I am working on it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
A: Sweets. Pour some sugar on me. ;)
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
A: Crunchy and go well with ketchup... oh, was that out loud?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
A: Numerous.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
A: A few.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
A: Staring? No. Caught an involuntary glimpse? Yes.
4. Have you done it?
A: Sure, I beat Halo 2 with my eyes closed... oh, you're talking sex. Yeah.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
A: I have to pick? Wow... well, in order of most fav to least fav: eyes, breasts, butt, lips, hair, legs.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
A: No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
A: No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
A: None. Debit or check card only.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
A: Art Supplies, video games, or naughty stores :D
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
A: Pay off college loans, get a decent car, invest the rest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
A: Rich. Afterwards, fame is only a matter of time.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
A: Yeah. Got suspended from high school for stealing cafeteria food, of all things. Long story.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
A: A few hundred.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
A: Got a book published when I was 12.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
A: Graduated college. Everything else they haven't cared for much.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
A: Take over the world. Seriously.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
A: There is no second place in life. Merely people who got tired of running.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
A: I don't assume I'm better that everyone. There's always someone better, and they love nothing better than showing up when someone is being a cocky prick.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
A: I cheat in video games all the time. God mode = CARNAGE!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
A: Too early in the day. Ask later.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
A: A brand new Corvette convertible with a 1000W stereo system and dvd player with LCD screens in the visors. No shit.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
A: ..........hate.............television..........
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A: Warren Buffet. Or one of those multi-billionaire oil barons in the middle east.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
A: Yeah.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A: Uh... YAH.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
A: Natural athletic ability
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
A: Lust. <-- oh HELL yeah XD
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
A: Quasi-deist.
2. What religion were you raised as?
A: Various sub-sects of Christianity
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
A: Human.
4. Do you have your own commandments
A: Moral guidelines, dammit!
5. What was the last promise you broke?
A: Doing the dishes.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
A: Only in church.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
A: That is an incredibly subjective question. The literal answer is no.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
A: Umm... holidays have been kind of bland the last few years.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
A: That my plans come to fruition, and my dreams become reality.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
A: Behold the turtle--he makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
4. Freedom or fate?
A: Freedom. Fate is a myth conjured by people who lacked the fortitude or courage to chart their own course and press on in the face of adversity.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
A: Many times.
6. Do you gamble?
A: Only with my life.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
A: Riding my bike. I got drenched. It was awesome.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
A: Cancer. I survived it... so can you!
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
A: The same.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
A: While in a church group in my youth, yeah
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
A: No
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
A: No
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
A: Yep
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need
A: Covered their portion of rent and bills
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
A: an anonymous death.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
A: I got out of bed. Real life is far scarier than any phobia
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
A: Hellboy... if you can consider him a superhero. Because no matter what you do to him, he keeps coming at you. That, and his origins remind me of my last few years living with the 'rents.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
A: Of course.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
A: Courage. The only thing I lack is motivation.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
A: Been a while. Been a performer all my life.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
A: Get behind me or get out of my way :)
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
A: Nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
A: I'd dodge it any way I could
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
A: It's a tough call. Some of the atrocities people are capable of committing seem to warrant a fate as horrible as what they wrought upon their victims. Yet by executing them, do we not become murderers ourselves?
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
A: Not sure about legalizing things, but I'd like to see the bill passed that eliminates income taxes and subsequently raises taxes on products and services to balance it out. This would all but eliminate the illegal immigration issue, because anyone that came to the country would be paying taxes just like everyone else.
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
A: No. The American public fell victim to its own ignorance and a severe lack of options
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
A: Ack! Television... >falls over, twitching and spasming<
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
A: Yep. And I wrote a petition to every government and political leader. See my previous blog for the link. ;)
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
A: Procrastination, video games, and Oreos.
2. Do you collect anything?
A: Knives and blades, dragon/Renaissance stuff
3. Are you addicted to anything?
A: No
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
A: Yeah... Limited edition 21" Indiana Jones bowie knife. It's sexy. :D
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
A: Cash or card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
A: Slack off so much in high school
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
A: My art... and my future plans.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
A: ...umm..
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
A: No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
A: Depends on who's giving it, and how credible they are in the given situation.
4. What area are you wisest in?
A: Social behavior and sex.
5. Do you drive defensively?
A: Sometimes
6. What did you learn today?
A: My pants shrank in the dryer.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
A: Hope and Fortitude tie for first.
1. With whom did you last get angry?
A: Probably the dog
2. What is your weapon of choice?
A: A 21" bowie knife.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
A: I'd avoid hitting if possible... but I'd certainly be willing to incapacitate her if she posed a serious threat.
4. How about of the same sex?
A: Mofo's hittin' the floor, bizitch. Kidding. Would if I had to. No remorse for assholes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
A: No telling. Most likely my folks.
6. What is your pet peeve?
A: Smart people talking like idiots. Idiots trying to act smart. Television.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
A: Nah... grudges are useless.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
A: Exercise. I always forget something...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
A: Chemical-induced, or naturally? Back in '98, I spent the better part of a week in a semi- to unconscious state while I was in the hospital.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
A: Byron
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
A: I was late to work because my car was acting funny. (Boldfaced lie XD)
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
A: Again, with the HATE TELEVISION thing....
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
A: In the gym: two days ago, going again today. In bed: ..... ;)
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
A: Twice... then I turned it off completely. Hence me being late.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
A: I do like me a Dark Angel... custom drink. Includes iced vanilla coffee, chocolate mint, and Baileys Irish Cream
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
A: Mmmmmm..... meat....
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A: Six wine coolers (everything from Mikes Hard Lemonade to Smirnoff Ice), three shots, two Bob Vilas (mixed drinks, similar to a Screwdriver) and half a White Russian.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
A: No... though I have consumed a Slimfast once or twice
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
A: Yes. But I am working on it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
A: Sweets. Pour some sugar on me. ;)
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
A: Crunchy and go well with ketchup... oh, was that out loud?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
A: Numerous.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
A: A few.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
A: Staring? No. Caught an involuntary glimpse? Yes.
4. Have you done it?
A: Sure, I beat Halo 2 with my eyes closed... oh, you're talking sex. Yeah.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
A: I have to pick? Wow... well, in order of most fav to least fav: eyes, breasts, butt, lips, hair, legs.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
A: No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
A: No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
A: None. Debit or check card only.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
A: Art Supplies, video games, or naughty stores :D
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
A: Pay off college loans, get a decent car, invest the rest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
A: Rich. Afterwards, fame is only a matter of time.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
A: Yeah. Got suspended from high school for stealing cafeteria food, of all things. Long story.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
A: A few hundred.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
A: Got a book published when I was 12.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
A: Graduated college. Everything else they haven't cared for much.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
A: Take over the world. Seriously.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
A: There is no second place in life. Merely people who got tired of running.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
A: I don't assume I'm better that everyone. There's always someone better, and they love nothing better than showing up when someone is being a cocky prick.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
A: I cheat in video games all the time. God mode = CARNAGE!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
A: Too early in the day. Ask later.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
A: A brand new Corvette convertible with a 1000W stereo system and dvd player with LCD screens in the visors. No shit.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
A: ..........hate.............television..........
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A: Warren Buffet. Or one of those multi-billionaire oil barons in the middle east.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
A: Yeah.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A: Uh... YAH.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
A: Natural athletic ability
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
A: Lust. <-- oh HELL yeah XD
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
A: Quasi-deist.
2. What religion were you raised as?
A: Various sub-sects of Christianity
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
A: Human.
4. Do you have your own commandments
A: Moral guidelines, dammit!
5. What was the last promise you broke?
A: Doing the dishes.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
A: Only in church.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
A: That is an incredibly subjective question. The literal answer is no.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
A: Umm... holidays have been kind of bland the last few years.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
A: That my plans come to fruition, and my dreams become reality.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
A: Behold the turtle--he makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
4. Freedom or fate?
A: Freedom. Fate is a myth conjured by people who lacked the fortitude or courage to chart their own course and press on in the face of adversity.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
A: Many times.
6. Do you gamble?
A: Only with my life.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
A: Riding my bike. I got drenched. It was awesome.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
A: Cancer. I survived it... so can you!
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
A: The same.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
A: While in a church group in my youth, yeah
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
A: No
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
A: No
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
A: Yep
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need
A: Covered their portion of rent and bills
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
A: an anonymous death.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
A: I got out of bed. Real life is far scarier than any phobia
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
A: Hellboy... if you can consider him a superhero. Because no matter what you do to him, he keeps coming at you. That, and his origins remind me of my last few years living with the 'rents.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
A: Of course.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
A: Courage. The only thing I lack is motivation.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
A: Been a while. Been a performer all my life.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
A: Get behind me or get out of my way :)
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
A: Nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
A: I'd dodge it any way I could
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
A: It's a tough call. Some of the atrocities people are capable of committing seem to warrant a fate as horrible as what they wrought upon their victims. Yet by executing them, do we not become murderers ourselves?
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
A: Not sure about legalizing things, but I'd like to see the bill passed that eliminates income taxes and subsequently raises taxes on products and services to balance it out. This would all but eliminate the illegal immigration issue, because anyone that came to the country would be paying taxes just like everyone else.
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
A: No. The American public fell victim to its own ignorance and a severe lack of options
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
A: Ack! Television... >falls over, twitching and spasming<
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
A: Yep. And I wrote a petition to every government and political leader. See my previous blog for the link. ;)
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
A: Procrastination, video games, and Oreos.
2. Do you collect anything?
A: Knives and blades, dragon/Renaissance stuff
3. Are you addicted to anything?
A: No
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
A: Yeah... Limited edition 21" Indiana Jones bowie knife. It's sexy. :D
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
A: Cash or card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
A: Slack off so much in high school
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
A: My art... and my future plans.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
A: ...umm..
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
A: No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
A: Depends on who's giving it, and how credible they are in the given situation.
4. What area are you wisest in?
A: Social behavior and sex.
5. Do you drive defensively?
A: Sometimes
6. What did you learn today?
A: My pants shrank in the dryer.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
A: Hope and Fortitude tie for first.
