I have officially been called an idiot by both of my parents.

My mother called me one for...not vacuuming the rug in the bathroom. She said that my sister had more sense than me, and shes a ditzy stereotypical cherleader dumbass.

My dad told me that i'm stupider than my cousin, who, by the way, thinks that gays have a mental disability and should be criminalized, and thinks that all muslims are terrorists bent on destroying the world.

Im such a dumbass, guys. Never listen to me ever again.