[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Isn't this dumb to ask? What? Will people say no and leave the rest blank? However then, isn't that an answer to this first question?

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Nope, there are few drugs I would ever do. Peyote and alcohol are pretty much it.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Well, if the Catholic Church stopped with the whole "be fruitful and multiply" dogma and demanding everyone have twenty and you go to hell if you wear a condom, I doubt this would be as big of an issue. Though on fetuses, I have a very different point of view than anyone reading this. See, I've worked with dead fetuses and babies alike. In my field, most every worker has on a daily basis. Cells are alive sure, but there is viable and not viable stages. If it is to the point where really it had enough to start functioning like a person leave it in, if not, it is in like a proto-human stage not there yet. Fuck, I've scooped one out of the lid of a can of silly string with my gloved hands and it wasn't like a dead baby... it was just tissue. Also, there is plenty of life on the planet, it thrives on life. Some gets there, some doesn't, and the planet is so full of organics it will still function if something doesn't make it.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
YES, but only because it already does with a male one! XD

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Does it solve anything? Does it prevent crime? Does it do anything other than save a little bit of money, make some people feel at ease, and make fundamentalist Christians and other nations upset? NO. I'm not against it per se, but it doesn't do anything really. It just adds a punishment to avoid paying the food and housing on someone who would be sentenced to die in prison otherwise. However I do believe Texas is right in at least expediting the damned things. If you're going to have one, stop having 10+ years of appeals!

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Totally, along with every other drug including cocaine. Then we can regulate it, tax it, and stop most of the crime in the world. Seriously, legalizing drugs would stop most all crime. Didn't we learn anything from Prohibition? Just ask some police their opinion on how much crime is drug related. Pretty much about all of it outside of domestic disputes and drunken brawls.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
What does marriage have to do with sex? Nothing. However I wish people would stop being so slutty IRL. Sex needs to go back to being a meaningful expression between two people who love each other, not just "I wanna jerk off cause I like your ass".

[08] Do you believe in God?
Not one, MANY! And they have names fool! God is such a Christian only term.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Let's see, you have two adults who can get married legally to people of the opposite sex and if they have those, everyone involved can marry. So they can't marry in most places if their doinger or hoo-hah matches? Isn't that gender discrimination? Hell, why haven't gay groups ever complained it was a gender biased issue instead of a gay biased? Oh yeah, they're too busy fucking up their own right campaigns and pushing themselves down hetero throats that DOMA and shit get passed. Wanna help gay rights? Stop having pride parades. (btw, I'm fruity enough toucans follow me so I can say it)

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
We need to be tougher on illegals and make them realize they need to fix their own country, not move into ours. If there is a problem, do you run, or fix it? To them, they run, which isn't cool. Sure they do jobs people don't want out here, but if nobody would pick those oranges, maybe things would get fixed here so people would. Also, work in a hospital and see what illegals do to your medical care. They get it, they don't pay, and hospital care goes to shit and many hospitals are losing money or closing. Sorry to be cruel, but we need to say "No citizenship or passport, no medicine.". Also that goes to college too. Here in Texas you can get all sorts of college help and be illegal while you go and they all know it while in state people have a hard time getting in. Why don't they have INS in the class to drag them back to their country? Who the fuck knows!

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Only if she can be a responsible enough adult to take care of it. If not, ask the parents. If not, ship it to adoption. Do stick her with any bills though.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I say make it state by state. Though if it were up to just me, I'd make the minimal age 30, and caught before so drinking and you lose your drivers license and get a month in jail no exceptions. I think there are way too many irresponsible people with alcohol and a vast majority of them are college aged.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes, we shouldn't have been there anyways. Saddam was evil, but he kept all the lesser evil groups in check (and we put him in power in the first place). Let's pull out, it will go to civil war, we stop spending tons on something nobody wants us to do.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Nope. It allows people to die with dignity, many of whom are so bad off they'd have done it themselves had they the capacity.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Beat the little fucker! Maybe then they won't grow up to be little asses causing trouble everywhere.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
When we've overdone it to the point you can buy millions of plastic ones, people leave them in the rain, etc... it is just a symbol, and I could use the money. With the money I could buy a flagpole and have a properly treated flag up just fine.

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I firmly believe had he not run with Palin, McCain would've been president and a better one. Obama, our 44th WHITE president, just did what Bush did. He yammered on about all sorts of things people wanted to hear just to get votes, with no intention of bothering with them. Where's all the gay equality, end of Iraq crap, magical economy, etc. ? I don't think McCain would've been great, as frankly politicians are never to be trusted, and always full of shit.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Why would I be afraid? Anyone who expects the same answers on everything as to what they themselves would give would be more than naive. I associate with people I disagree with all the time as it allows me to have a more open mind and reminds me the world is different.