Taken from :iconMalkyru: (meme)
15 years ago
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain what/where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain what/where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What eye colour do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
02) What was your dream growing up? To be a scientist. I'm there, and am doing that.
03) What talent do you wish you had? I wish that I could draw; proportions are silly putty in my hands, so I do photomorphs where proportions are constrained. OK, I don't see a doughnut and a coffee cup as looking the exactly the same, but they don't look as different to me as you might think.
04) If I bought you a drink, what would it be? India pale ale or wine.
05) Favorite vegetable? Tomatoes. OK, tomatoes are actually fruits, but I love them so much that I grow my own. If you have only eaten store bought tomatoes, you have no idea as to what fresh vine ripened ones taste like.
06) What was the last book you read? "Ubiquity" which is about self-organized criticality and chaotic cascade events obeying stochastic power laws. If you read this, you will never think of history in the same way again.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Leo. Rawr!
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain what/where. Nope.
09) Worst habit? Putting off doing taxes and other bureaucratic tortures.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Absolutely - if I recognized you.
11) What is your favorite sport? 4x4 driving and hiking in the central Nevada boondocks.
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? Realistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? If just the two of us, tactfully try to find out of you are bi or gay and in the mood for some fun. I'm a very naughty boi.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Three years of my taxes were audited.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I invented integral calculus when I was 12.
16) Do you have any pets? Pythons and a boa.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? I'd invite you in!
18) What was your first impression of me? You are a damn fine artist and smart with a good sense of life, too.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Mostly boring, but never scary.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? A little lower body fat percentage.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? That depends on the "crime".
22) What eye colour do you have? Green.
23) Ever been arrested? Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda? India pale ale. Don't like soda; too much sweet, not enough other tastes. Pomegranite juice is nice.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Invest it. Very carefully.
26) What's your favorite place to hang out? My private hot springs! Cum visit!!
27) Do you believe in ghosts? I'm open to meeting one, but am not holding my breath.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Floating in my hot springs while watching the wild horses.
29) Do you swear a lot? Not too damn much.
30) Biggest pet peeve? Out of control cancerous central government.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Happy, fulfilled, horny, and rules breaking.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Absolutely! Yiffery, too!!
33) Favorite and least favorite food? BBQed wild boar. White bread.
34) Do you believe in God? I believe in quantum mechanics. Anything that allows one to make predictions about the real world that they can then confirm to 12 decimal places in the laboratory should be taken very very very very seriously.
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? I already have - right here.