Wow. My parents are awesome.
15 years ago
Well apparently it's illegal to learn about the gas mileage of our cars in my house, so I have to mow the front lawn and can only drive to and from work.
What crawled up my parent's asses and died?
(Oh, and btw, they thought I was learning about gas mileage to "cheat them out of gas" and to pay the bare minimum of what I use to go to Tay's house and back. totally sounds like me, right?
As a matter of fact, the last time I went to go and get gas, Tay asked me what the gas mileage of our SUV was, and I didn't know. So I looked it up. Im such a horrible person, I know.)
What crawled up my parent's asses and died?
(Oh, and btw, they thought I was learning about gas mileage to "cheat them out of gas" and to pay the bare minimum of what I use to go to Tay's house and back. totally sounds like me, right?
As a matter of fact, the last time I went to go and get gas, Tay asked me what the gas mileage of our SUV was, and I didn't know. So I looked it up. Im such a horrible person, I know.)
FA+

But this, y'know, Im totally the type of person that cheats people out of their money, and I hate all of my friends, and I would never do anything nice for anybody. Of course.
I hope they don't think that this wont backfire on them.
Especially recently, my dad asked me to cook something. Well I dunno, both of yall DID ban me from cooking ever again. Which is, y'know, totally their loss, not mine.
Ugh, this means I have to wait LONGER to ask them about going to the Fur convention >>