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Controversy Meme
15 years ago
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[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
No, in fact, I do not. I am one of 4% of users on the internet that was tragically born without a jack-ass organ.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Start running insurance scams with exploding meth labs.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Against, apart from rape or medical complications. Which will matter the next time I'm having a baby, which I am sorely unequipped for.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
I don't think the majority of the USA could handle it.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. Particularly, for talking on a cell phone while driving or in the movie theatre, and for people who never stop telling "You Had To Be There" WoW or DDO stories (I don't care what dropped or who crit'ed).
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. Like alcohol and tobacco, I'm all for legalizing anything that will kill people dumb enough to abuse it. if it kills enough brain cells that you sit and quietly stare at a wall, that's good enough for me.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Against. However, I am all for drive-through weddings and DIY divorces.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. If men are marrying other men, it proportionately increases the number of women available. If women are marrying other women, that's just hot.
While we're on the subject, let's legalize polygamy too.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
That's terrible... nobody should have to resort to moving to the USA.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I can't say most adults would do any better as a parent then she would.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Here in Canada? It's already 18 or 19. Moving right along.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Is that thing still going on? Great-googley-moogley, why hasn't someone done something about it?
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
(Checks Wikipedia) Yes, I agree that it is currently illegal. Next question, please.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Heck no. Take away their XBox or internets or whatev', and you get much more immediate results. The therapy bills are lower, too.
I'm just kidding; I don't have kids. If I did, i would never let them have an XBox.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'm Canadian. Do the math.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I don't care; I'm just glad Sara Palin isn't VP.
I'm Canadian, and I still thank God (See [08]) she isn't veep.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Answer A) I'm more worried about how I'll be judged if my friends find out I'm on FA.
Answer B) Yes: people wont get the full effect unless they read all my answers.
Answer C) No: A few flippant remarks don't represent my opinions any better then my bushy-tailed avatar represents how I look. I wouldn't put my real opinions on the internet any more then I would a picture of myself.
No, in fact, I do not. I am one of 4% of users on the internet that was tragically born without a jack-ass organ.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Start running insurance scams with exploding meth labs.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Against, apart from rape or medical complications. Which will matter the next time I'm having a baby, which I am sorely unequipped for.
[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
I don't think the majority of the USA could handle it.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. Particularly, for talking on a cell phone while driving or in the movie theatre, and for people who never stop telling "You Had To Be There" WoW or DDO stories (I don't care what dropped or who crit'ed).
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. Like alcohol and tobacco, I'm all for legalizing anything that will kill people dumb enough to abuse it. if it kills enough brain cells that you sit and quietly stare at a wall, that's good enough for me.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Against. However, I am all for drive-through weddings and DIY divorces.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes. If men are marrying other men, it proportionately increases the number of women available. If women are marrying other women, that's just hot.
While we're on the subject, let's legalize polygamy too.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
That's terrible... nobody should have to resort to moving to the USA.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I can't say most adults would do any better as a parent then she would.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Here in Canada? It's already 18 or 19. Moving right along.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Is that thing still going on? Great-googley-moogley, why hasn't someone done something about it?
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
(Checks Wikipedia) Yes, I agree that it is currently illegal. Next question, please.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Heck no. Take away their XBox or internets or whatev', and you get much more immediate results. The therapy bills are lower, too.
I'm just kidding; I don't have kids. If I did, i would never let them have an XBox.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'm Canadian. Do the math.
[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
I don't care; I'm just glad Sara Palin isn't VP.
I'm Canadian, and I still thank God (See [08]) she isn't veep.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Answer A) I'm more worried about how I'll be judged if my friends find out I'm on FA.
Answer B) Yes: people wont get the full effect unless they read all my answers.
Answer C) No: A few flippant remarks don't represent my opinions any better then my bushy-tailed avatar represents how I look. I wouldn't put my real opinions on the internet any more then I would a picture of myself.
