Stolen from  wallaroo wallaroo

[01] Q: Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post?
A: Sure. I'm never shy with my opinions.

[02] Q: Would you do meth if it was legalized?
A: No effing way. Do I LOOK that stupid? Meth is instant Darwinian removal from the gene pool.

[03] Q: Abortion: for or against it?
A: For. In all cases. The worst thing you can do is bring an unwanted child into the world.

[04] Q: Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
A: Absolutely not. Women are equally capable, and would bring a much-needed difference of perspective to high office.

[05] Q: Do you believe in the death penalty?
A: Yes. It's MUCH cheaper than prison.

[06] Q: Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
A: Absolutely. Legalize it and you'll make drug lords and gang members cry.

[07] Q: Are you for or against premarital sex?
A: For. How else are you going to know if you're compatible?

[08] Q: Do you believe in God?
A: If you put an 's' on the end, yes.

[09] Q: Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
A: Absolutely. Who the hell are they hurting? And I can say that knowing that I have ABSOLUTELY ZERO interest in males of any type, shape, color, or species.

[10] Q: Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
A: Yes. If you enter a country illegally, no matter what the reason, you have committed a crime. If you commit a crime, you are (by definition) a criminal. If you break one law, what's to stop you breaking a few more while you're at it?

[11] Q: A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
A: First, you should find and castrate the father for being an asshole. Then, let her decide. It's her life after all.

[12] Q: Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
A: Honestly? Don't give a damn. After watching my father throw his entire life away for the bottom of a bottle, I can't say I'm particularly impressed by those who wish to do the same. IF someone really wants to drink, let 'em. But don't expect any gov't help putting their life back together after they trash it.

[13] Q: Should the war in Iraq/Aafghanistan be called off?
A: That particular insanity should never have started in the first place. Fat old men send our kids off to DIE there, over and over, and for effing nothing. Bring them the hell home, and do it NOW.

[14] Q: Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
A: No. If someone wants to go that badly, give then all the help we can.

[15] Q: Do you believe in spanking your children?
A: My daughter is 24, she'd probably slug me. BUT, it is a useful/important deterrent when they're younger.

[16] Q: Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
A: Sure. That's the PROPER way to take care of an old, tattered flag.

[17] Q: Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
A: I'm still not impressed by Obama, though I think he means well. I wouldn't trust McCain to walk my dog, since he can't seem to stick to ANY position, and seems to have no respect for anyone other than his power cronies.

[18] Q: Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
A: Not really. Anyone that knows me already knows my positions. Anyone that does NOT know me would hear the same thing if they asked me.

Feel free to repost this and provide your own answers. If time allows, I may respond to reasonable questions, but I'm really good at ignoring flames and troll-bait.