I would never rename a suit, I just don't think you can do that.

But I've come up with what would've been a brilliant name for da husky.

I chose Farley because ... well - Farley's rusks ( do they have these outside of England ? ) Farley's rusks. Farley husk ?

Yeah, I know, pretty lame.

But it stuck - and I think it suits him

Then I read this week that the English footballer, Emile Heskey has quit international football.

Emile Heskey. Emile Huskey ?

Brilliant.

But then I remembered that Emile Heskey is shit.

And that's why I'm not changing his name.