okay so... I was heading to the liquor store to purchase some well earned booze. outside the store there is an old man in a wheelchair and a buddy of his, they're both drinking beer, both looking drunk.

the guy in the wheelchair... starts pissing himself. a lot. it's trickling down the sides of his wheelchair. his buddy looks at him and says:

"hey! you wet yourself"
"yup." responds the wheelchair man.




I go into the store, buy my alcolols and exit. the guy in the wheelchair is there. soaking wet, pee still dripping. his buddy has left.