NoNoNo
By the holy friks hold the parties, skip the fair, and fridge the pizza. All plans for august 1st through 14th are hereby cancelled until further notice. Sojo the man my bro is hereby broke and unable to travel the state back home to orgeon.
Suckage. Frik. Other relevant curses. non swearful of course.

You now i thought when we got jobs our problems would be solved. he has tons of stuff to pay on and i dont have work. if id been working this whole time id have two thousand dollars in the bank. And hes been working to make ends meet but by the time he could do it they moved the ends.

So hes not coming.
And i now have plenty of time for work on my dnd campain. at least till sometime after the twentieth im sure. Depends on the players.

I had planned 14 days of nonstop best friend since apparently third grade parties which include feasting at papas hiking, airsofting at wills camping, visiting people schools, old homes, wrecking the fair celebrating various birthdays and general debauchery.

half a month ands hes no go an im like no oh!

So
Suckage
Frik
Daminization