Came out to my Mom today
15 years ago
Hello everybody, today i was taking with my mom at the front proch of my house as usual, when the gay theme started by my mom, so i took the opportunity and told my mom:
Zaga - have you heard any rumors of me been gay-
Mom - Not really... well you know a man who doesnt get a girlfriend and his friends are guys... well...
Zaga - lol well i am... for real... not kidding
Mom - well to each his own, i kinda knew for a long time now.
Ufff thas a relief, no more lying about it for this wolf.
Things looks so much brighter now.
Zaga - have you heard any rumors of me been gay-
Mom - Not really... well you know a man who doesnt get a girlfriend and his friends are guys... well...
Zaga - lol well i am... for real... not kidding
Mom - well to each his own, i kinda knew for a long time now.
Ufff thas a relief, no more lying about it for this wolf.
Things looks so much brighter now.
Creo que mi mamá lo descubierto cuando dejó de pedirme mientras que en el teléfono con ella - Así que está usted viendo alguna chica o en las citas ahora? Queremos que los niños grandes!
(how bad did my translation butcher it?)