Forgot to mention I was going, but the trip was nice and relaxing. Didn't do anything super exciting though seeing as I was with my parents the whole time, but I loved the delicious food as always, and even lost weight while doing it. Thought that's probably because I wasn't able to hit a gym for 2 weeks.

We were in a nice restaurant when the final World Cup game was going on, and they had a TV showing it. The waiter was practically pouring drinks in peoples laps because he couldn't take his eyes off the screen. Then I'm pretty sure he ran off to get stoned at one point, when a friend came up to him with a small zippered pouch and a lighter, and told him to take his break.

I also loled a bit, when I was walking along and I heard some loud obnoxious thumping French rap music coming from a car. I turned around and it was a french black guy.

One thing Europe always does is really throw off your gaydar. You'll be all heeeeellooo at some FLAMBOYANT guy and then see him kiss a girl and it will confuse the hell out of you. You're like, what the hell just happened? Europeans really mess with your head in that way, in the way that they act and dress. I've been saying this for years and people that I talk about it with agree with me. Also as fashion savy as Europeans are, there is the occasional style time vortex