California Girls
15 years ago
I hear that song everywhere here in Stockton. Jesus FUCK im tired of it. But after seeing something today, i realize that that song is SO true. "California girls, their unforgettable". BUT, im not talking in the sense of booty shorts and skimpy bikini's. Those are So-Cal girls, not Central valley chicks.
Was at work today, and heard that song bumping outside and i look to see who is showing off their stereo system this time and was expecting to see some prissy bitch that seems to flood this god forsaken town, but NO. I see an old... very old, prolly 65-70 years old old, larger then your average Lady, bumping the shit out of that song and dancing to it in her car in skimpy clothing. I felt bad for the shocks, seriously, cause this lady was making her car move on every axis she was so into it.
So yea... "California Girls are unforgettable" No shit, cause there is no way in hell ill ever unsee that, its burning into my poor brain. I guess good for her that shes willing to do that in public at her age but GOD DAMN i would have prefered she didnt. Excuse me as i beat my face into a wall.
Was at work today, and heard that song bumping outside and i look to see who is showing off their stereo system this time and was expecting to see some prissy bitch that seems to flood this god forsaken town, but NO. I see an old... very old, prolly 65-70 years old old, larger then your average Lady, bumping the shit out of that song and dancing to it in her car in skimpy clothing. I felt bad for the shocks, seriously, cause this lady was making her car move on every axis she was so into it.
So yea... "California Girls are unforgettable" No shit, cause there is no way in hell ill ever unsee that, its burning into my poor brain. I guess good for her that shes willing to do that in public at her age but GOD DAMN i would have prefered she didnt. Excuse me as i beat my face into a wall.
DON'T
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