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Harry Potter = LotR?
15 years ago
Change will come
5 weeks ago I started reading he Harry Potter books (already finished the series but that's besides the point).
Just before reading them, I reread the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
There are so many similarities it's not even funny.
Dumbledor is Gandalf.
Harry is Aragorn.
Ron is Gimli.
Hermione is Legolas.
Fred and Geogre are Marry and Pippin.
Ginny is Eomer/Arwen.
Sirius Black is Boromir.
Voldemort is Sauron.
The Death Eaters and Dementors (or how ever the hell it is spelt) are the Nazghul (also known as the Black Riders)
The trolls from the Harry Potter series are the same as those in Lord of the Rings.
That giant spider from the second book is Shelob.
That House Elf Kretcher is kinda like Gollum.
The Horkruxes are like the Rings of Power.
There is a huge list of similarities.
I'm not saying that she ripped Tolkien off but, just think about it: why are there so many similarities?
And when she said that it came to her while she was on a train, did she have Tolkien's books with her?
hmmm...
Just something to think about.
Also, all of the spells are just latin words with one or two minor changes like a letter added or removed, ect.
I'm not saying the books are bad. They are quite well written. Just to similar to the Lord of the Rings for me personally...
Just before reading them, I reread the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
There are so many similarities it's not even funny.
Dumbledor is Gandalf.
Harry is Aragorn.
Ron is Gimli.
Hermione is Legolas.
Fred and Geogre are Marry and Pippin.
Ginny is Eomer/Arwen.
Sirius Black is Boromir.
Voldemort is Sauron.
The Death Eaters and Dementors (or how ever the hell it is spelt) are the Nazghul (also known as the Black Riders)
The trolls from the Harry Potter series are the same as those in Lord of the Rings.
That giant spider from the second book is Shelob.
That House Elf Kretcher is kinda like Gollum.
The Horkruxes are like the Rings of Power.
There is a huge list of similarities.
I'm not saying that she ripped Tolkien off but, just think about it: why are there so many similarities?
And when she said that it came to her while she was on a train, did she have Tolkien's books with her?
hmmm...
Just something to think about.
Also, all of the spells are just latin words with one or two minor changes like a letter added or removed, ect.
I'm not saying the books are bad. They are quite well written. Just to similar to the Lord of the Rings for me personally...
and also the word 'bladder' reminded me of a rather hilarious story.
A group of children came to the university where I study at one day. One of them needed to use the bathroom really desperately, but the student in charge wouldn't let him leave. So, he sat in his desk, a pen in each hand, and started to bang on the desk yelling "bladder, bladder, bladder. BLADDER!" for a full five minutes.
As soon as the student told him to 'just get out and go' he had replied in the most unexpected and hilarious ways ever.
"No thanks. I just went. Could you please clean the chair and change my pants for me?"
a dude i know was talking to me and randomly got this look on his face and said "it's never a good idea to fart when you have the runs..."
and then this chick i know put her fist to her chin *crack!* "that was my neck" twisted her torso *crack!* "that was my back" lifted her leg *pffft* "that was my colon"
I have one friend who would punch you in the face for even thinking that he just might possibly be gay, but then he takes his girlfriends purse and parades around the shopping mall like a complete fag.
And I have a female friend who once said "Why does that sex toy have arms and legs?" in a childs toy shop, out loud.
The exact same friend also said "How many lego blocks could I get... you know... inside... me?" to a small girl in the same shop.
Let's just say we arn't welcomed back with open arms anymore...
and i have this one friend who SAYS he's a total fag hater... he HATES gays and fags... and yet even though i've known him for YEARS and he found out i was gay QUITE some time ago... For some reason i'm the closest thing he can call a friend... (i tell him he can't get friends cuz he acts too mexican XD)
Then he learnt that not all "furfags" as he called them, liked to fuck their dogs.
Now he's back to hating furs everywhere...
It was bound to happen.
Some attract each other, some repel each other.
I would be positive and Arado would be negative. But then you would be positive. And we would repel one another...
hmm...
I guess a neutral chage would solve that. everything is attracted to a neutral charge. So would that mean that you'd be the neutral one?
Well! I've just successfully confused myself!
But actually, any object can be given any charge. friction can cause electrons to move from atom to atom changing the charge of the atoms.
So in a way, all objects are both neutral, positive and negative. Just all at different times.
Exept for a permanent magnet. That would be both positive and negative. That would be what creates it's magnetic field. And the magnetic field's strength would be determined by the force it exerts on other magnetic materials, such as iron.
BUT, LOOK AT WHAT I'VE DONE!
I've just gone on ranting about completely irrelivant information! Well! As you can see, I can easily get off the topid of a discussion.
Forgive me!
...and reply fail =P
Like for example, we can be talking about books and I'll start ranting about food.
And it's a speciality we all share.
He hates reading and avoids it wherever he can. sometimes he doesn;t even read the discriptions in a game.
DOES NO ONE READ ANYMORE?
I always maketime to read. and do work. no matter what.
Well, that's one person who actually reads.
and well... idk how much reading she's doing... she and her mom went biking to the next country... they should be back soon if i remember correctly...
Eeew... bikes are gross.
*imagines my wolfy biking* ...i agree |3
Everyman is sexy in that situation!
Not me o_o"
Or me. I'm an ugly fuck.
If asked to arado i could guarantee that you'd be called sexy |3
I can guarantee that if you ask anyone else the'd say I was an ugly fuck.
Well so far i have no reason to think so... so you're fine X3
Soon you will.
Pishposh!
...and hogwash!
Fiddlefaddle!
dibbledabble and tiddelydumrumcum! wait. Oh snap!
LOL! X3 ...you said cum...
Oh snap!
Preposterous!
Dilly-dally Shilly-shally!
....you said dill X3
no, I said dilly-dally, shilly-shally.
Ol' Blonkasity and the galloping tortoise!
oh yeah? ...well... you're Gidget! XD
I am Giblett!
...Actually i was calling you a girl/midget X3
I called myself Giblett! The amazing blacksmith imp!
.........Giblets are known as chicken guts X3
ut I am Giblett! not giblet. pronounced Jib-let.
....THAT'S THE EXACT SAME AS GIBLETS! XD
I am Giblett the imp. Your insults do not harm me.
Good! =3
And on these islands far far away, I met a friend.
A rather odd fellow he was, for he wore a white robe and had a yellow hoop above his head.
but they will lead to you being maimed.
o.o
C:<
Good idea.
mmmhmmm...