Furry?

[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection (as a joke I shake my leg when my gf scratches my head or back...but not seriously)
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 1

[] you love to be scratched behind the ear (not really, I like my head scratched though)
[x] you love fish/meat (carnivore!)
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head (Who doesn't?)
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3

[] you sleep a lot during daytime (used to sleep ALL day until the pm...now I wake up around 10am-12pm)
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favourite drink
Total: 3

[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (I own fox tails and animal skins...but not for wearing)
[] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 4

[] you call your hands and feet "paws" (unless you're IC or something...I find it irritating. YOU'RE HUMAN! Act like it if you want people to take you seriously)
[] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[] you really enjoy cuddling (surprisingly...no)
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up (it's hard for me to wake up in the morning)
[] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5

[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 5

[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[] you refer to your self as an animal (once again...I'm human. Why would I do that?)
[] your username has something to do with animals
[/] your e-mail has something to do with animals (I...guess? 'Dawg' is more of a gangster thing but...I guess it counts halfway)
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (I get a band-aid)
[x] you look for edible stuff often (you mean...food?)
Total: 6.5

[] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like someone (what does this even mean!?)
[] you like to eat grass (WTF?)
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (I use a towel...)
Final Total: 6.5


Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.

13% Furry.

This test was ridiculous...but I lol'd. I keep telling people I'm not a furry...how many of these do I have to take before anyone believes me? Apparently you can't draw anthro art WITHOUT being a furry. I find it silly.