Uuuugh I was too tempted. D:

Also Journal space clearing. 8D

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 0

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[ ] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 0

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 1

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 1

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 0

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 5

Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
10%

And for boredom reasons, I will explain the 5 I marked.
1. A LOT of people sleep during the day. Children take naps, older people just are old and tired, and teenagers are programmed to operate during the night. I only nap in the day on weekends now, though. *Nods*
2. Yeah, I can wake up, look around, and pass right back out. Not all the time, but I can do it, it just depends if I'm lazy, or if I looked at my clock and realized "Crap, 2am, need more sleep for WORK!"
3. OF COURSE I CHECK WHO IS AT MY DOOR! Holy christ are people DUMB? Are they Anti-social and just peek through and go "Yeah, just leave it on the step... and baaaaack away."? And I run because people in this world are impatient, so you gotta get there fast.
4. I have a TERRIBLE grinding habit with my jaw. I grind in my sleep, I grind during the day, ugh my teeth have suffered so much. So yeah, I chew on stuff to try and not grind.
5. It's called being fucking POLITE, It will not kill you, unless in a ghetto or something, to wave and go "Hi" and let that be that, no one said you had to SPARK a conversation, just say hello.

I answered these to prove the FLAWED LOGIC in this questionare, everyone who did this is dumb. :I It looks like a 4channer made it for heavens sakes, picking out certain features only the unstable would act out with. CHRIST! D:<