A fuckload of this doesn't make sense



[x] you meow/bark to get attention (not necessarily to get attention, I'm usually joking around with my friend)
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip (who the fuck does?)
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection (as a joke, and usually only when my freakish friends are petting my head)
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back (hell yeah I'll go get it, means that you're not getting it back tho D:)
Total: 4

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear (i love to scratch myself there...)
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 3

[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about (mostly not thinking about it..)
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling (with close friends)
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4

[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x ] you like to do tricks to get a treat (if its like..food.)
Total: 3

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (conbadge)
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 2

[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers (if I've had enough caffeine or I'm at Disney World or a con)
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x ] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 4

Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.