BESTMEMEEVER
15 years ago
︻╦╦╧─ - - - - [ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 0
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat "though I wouldn't say I love it."
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds "not that this one is diferent that any of the others but this really has nothing to do with being furry what so ever."
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit OH HEY AN ACTUAL RELEVANT FURRY QUESTION
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 0
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 0
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal "well we are animals, but I get what this is saying and NO"
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 2
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water "after a shower a shake my head but that's it"
Final Total: 1
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
14
ok so..
Lets just say,
IF I was to be some weird person who acted like the RABBIT half of my fursonas species. I'd not really be a furry because I'm not a cat or dog? That makes at least half of FA not furry. Bias assholes.
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 0
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat "though I wouldn't say I love it."
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds "not that this one is diferent that any of the others but this really has nothing to do with being furry what so ever."
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit OH HEY AN ACTUAL RELEVANT FURRY QUESTION
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling
[ ] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 0
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 0
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal "well we are animals, but I get what this is saying and NO"
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 2
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water "after a shower a shake my head but that's it"
Final Total: 1
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
14
ok so..
Lets just say,
IF I was to be some weird person who acted like the RABBIT half of my fursonas species. I'd not really be a furry because I'm not a cat or dog? That makes at least half of FA not furry. Bias assholes.
FA+

Apparently, common shit = the only shit. God damn I dont WANT to be a dog and or cat you damn meme.