A conversation I had today
15 years ago
General
So I went to the State Fair today and there was a booth selling wonderful little animal earrings. Here's pretty much the end of the convo I had with the seller:
Earring Lady: And we represent the entire animal kingdom!
Me: Oh but...I don't see any hyenas..?
EL: Oh we did have a pair but it already sold.
Me: Aw, you should have had more than one pair, lots of people like hyenas. :)
EL: *disgusted face* No they don't!
Me: D:
TRUE STORY, YO
Earring Lady: And we represent the entire animal kingdom!
Me: Oh but...I don't see any hyenas..?
EL: Oh we did have a pair but it already sold.
Me: Aw, you should have had more than one pair, lots of people like hyenas. :)
EL: *disgusted face* No they don't!
Me: D:
TRUE STORY, YO
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I am disgruntled.